The guy, called "walmart guy" on 4chan had the game preordered and when the game was delivered to the actual walmart he preordered at he was given a call, had a "chicken shawarma" and picked up the game.
and then, more than two hours later, he posted a screenshot of the download link, with everything crossed out and made illegible as a big "fuck you" to everyone who waited.
Thankfully someone there could still make out the link... and here we are.
Im leaving out all the deeply troubling conversations i saw in that thread, you can thank me later.