Dumb conversations you've had with your friends

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A few weeks ago I was messaging a girl I met online. An English translation of our conversation goes something like this.

Her: What are you doing right now?
Me: I'm not going to tell you, you don't want to hear my truthful answer.
Her: Then don't you say anything, I think I've already guessed it.
Me: I also think you've already guessed it.
Her:
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When she messaged me I had just finished hitting my airplane.
 
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A few weeks ago I was messaging a girl I met online. An English translation of our conversation goes something like this.

Her: What are you doing right now?
Me: I'm not going to tell you, you don't want to hear my truthful answer.
Her: Then don't you say anything, I think I've already guessed it.
Me: I also think you've already guessed it.
Her: (facepalm)x3

When she messaged me I had just finished doing this.
Ok...:wtf:


On topic, never had a dumb conversation with friends, mainly because no friends, but oh well...
 
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A few weeks ago I was messaging a girl I met online. An English translation of our conversation goes something like this.

Her: What are you doing right now?
Me: I'm not going to tell you, you don't want to hear my truthful answer.
Her: Then don't you say anything, I think I've already guessed it.
Me: I also think you've already guessed it.
Her:
sm7_facepalm.gif
sm7_facepalm.gif
sm7_facepalm.gif


When she messaged me I had just finished hitting my airplane.
What does hitting my airplane mean? Urban Dictionary is blocked at my school, and I'm too impatient to wait until I get home.
 

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@Scarlet and I had a wonderful conversation where we sentence-by-sentence added on to each other's words and made a mess of what could be considered a ChromxWario fanfic. I don't know what on earth inspired us, or why we did such a thing, but it was a thing.
This was only the finest quality content. RPing is clearly our calling.
 

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Pfffft, you uneducated swine. Allow me to introduce you to the joy of roleplaying.
I am not uneducated! I completed last semester with all A's, I am far ahead of anyone else in my science class, am entering the spelling bee, and am one of the top students in the advanced math class. I also have some other accomplishments, including memorizing the periodic table in fourth grade, know Python decently well, as well as Bash, and am currently learning C, built a PC, am pretty good at soldering and actively getting better, to name a few off the top of my head. But, I am NOT uneducated!
 

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Pfffft, you uneducated swine. Allow me to introduce you to the joy of roleplaying.
Upon the beckonings of your highness, I shall don my steel m’lady.

On-topic, it’s usually shit like “What would you do for X$$?”
“Would you rather bone Rosie O’Donnell on the rag or perform your own circumcision?”
“Who would win if Thor fought Captain Marvel?”
“Is it mean to ask Michael J Fox for an autograph?”
 
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I am not uneducated! I completed last semester with all A's, I am far ahead of anyone else in my science class, am entering the spelling bee, and am one of the top students in the advanced math class. I also have some other accomplishments, including memorizing the periodic table in fourth grade, know Python decently well, as well as Bash, and am currently learning C, built a PC, am pretty good at soldering and actively getting better, to name a few off the top of my head. But, I am NOT uneducated!
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