Dumb conversations you've had with your friends

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A few weeks ago I was messaging a girl I met online. An English translation of our conversation goes something like this.

Her: What are you doing right now?
Me: I'm not going to tell you, you don't want to hear my truthful answer.
Her: Then don't you say anything, I think I've already guessed it.
Me: I also think you've already guessed it.
Her:
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When she messaged me I had just finished hitting my airplane.
 
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A few weeks ago I was messaging a girl I met online. An English translation of our conversation goes something like this.

Her: What are you doing right now?
Me: I'm not going to tell you, you don't want to hear my truthful answer.
Her: Then don't you say anything, I think I've already guessed it.
Me: I also think you've already guessed it.
Her: (facepalm)x3

When she messaged me I had just finished doing this.
Ok...:wtf:


On topic, never had a dumb conversation with friends, mainly because no friends, but oh well...
 
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we talked about how a filing cabinet could destroy the world if you disregard the sticker on it that says to keep all the weight in the bottom and just put it all up top instead
I can just imagine how loud it would be as it flops.
 
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A few weeks ago I was messaging a girl I met online. An English translation of our conversation goes something like this.

Her: What are you doing right now?
Me: I'm not going to tell you, you don't want to hear my truthful answer.
Her: Then don't you say anything, I think I've already guessed it.
Me: I also think you've already guessed it.
Her:
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sm7_facepalm.gif
sm7_facepalm.gif


When she messaged me I had just finished hitting my airplane.
What does hitting my airplane mean? Urban Dictionary is blocked at my school, and I'm too impatient to wait until I get home.
 

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@Scarlet and I had a wonderful conversation where we sentence-by-sentence added on to each other's words and made a mess of what could be considered a ChromxWario fanfic. I don't know what on earth inspired us, or why we did such a thing, but it was a thing.
This was only the finest quality content. RPing is clearly our calling.
 

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What's RPing? Is it some new IRC-type program? It sounds like it.
Pfffft, you uneducated swine. Allow me to introduce you to the joy of roleplaying.
 

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Pfffft, you uneducated swine. Allow me to introduce you to the joy of roleplaying.
I am not uneducated! I completed last semester with all A's, I am far ahead of anyone else in my science class, am entering the spelling bee, and am one of the top students in the advanced math class. I also have some other accomplishments, including memorizing the periodic table in fourth grade, know Python decently well, as well as Bash, and am currently learning C, built a PC, am pretty good at soldering and actively getting better, to name a few off the top of my head. But, I am NOT uneducated!
 

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Pfffft, you uneducated swine. Allow me to introduce you to the joy of roleplaying.
Upon the beckonings of your highness, I shall don my steel m’lady.

On-topic, it’s usually shit like “What would you do for X$$?”
“Would you rather bone Rosie O’Donnell on the rag or perform your own circumcision?”
“Who would win if Thor fought Captain Marvel?”
“Is it mean to ask Michael J Fox for an autograph?”
 
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I am not uneducated! I completed last semester with all A's, I am far ahead of anyone else in my science class, am entering the spelling bee, and am one of the top students in the advanced math class. I also have some other accomplishments, including memorizing the periodic table in fourth grade, know Python decently well, as well as Bash, and am currently learning C, built a PC, am pretty good at soldering and actively getting better, to name a few off the top of my head. But, I am NOT uneducated!
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