Conspiracy thread

[nukeboy95]

any one wanna start a Conspiracy thread?

 

[retKHAAAN]

I was at the post office a couple weeks ago and there was a table set up outside with signs that read "IMPEACH OBAMA!!!". Of course I approached the table and acted interested in what these gentlemen were putting out there.

I asked, "what did he do that he needs to be impeached?"

They replied, "he's just not honest at all. He knows the truth about Benghazi and he knew about 9/11 before it happened."

I asked, "He knew about 9/11!?! Oh my gosh... How did the FBI miss that when they vetted him before he was allowed to participate in the primaries?"

One gentleman said, "They all do this shit together."
The other gentleman said, "George W. Bush set it up so we could go to war over oil and Obama is continuing with many of Bush's policies so they're obviously working together."

I replied, "Wow... Thanks guys. I'm going to go get some friends to sign your petition. I'll be right back."

And I never returned...

 

[Wizerzak]

Speak to kanefan666 about that. He'll change you to quantum thinking in a matter of minutes.

 

[Black-Ice]

INB4 Engert.

 

[The Catboy]

Going to keep this video game related with this video

 

[nukeboy95]

Going to keep this video game related with this video

any one notice the loZ music (iirc shadow temple song)

 

[shoyrumaster11]

Going to keep this video game related with this video
* YouTube Video *

Love the Polybius stories! Not scary but MAN are they the best! I felt bored of all those Pokemon "Creepypastas"

 

[Gahars]

Guild, Emigre, and I control the distribution of likes with an iron fist.

Oh wait, I wasn't supposed to mention tha

 

[AlanJohn]

I don't know why but I think the world is run by Jews.

 

[The Catboy]

Love the Polybius stories! Not scary but MAN are they the best! I felt bored of all those Pokemon "Creepypastas"

Pokepasta you say?

 

[shoyrumaster11]

Pokepasta you say?
* YouTube Video *

Heard that story so many times. Please try again!

 

[The Catboy]

Heard that story so many times. Please try again!

 

[Foxi4]

Guild, Emigre, and I control the distribution of likes with an iron fist.

Oh wait, I wasn't supposed to mention tha

My 5,401 Likes long E-Penis may be slightly shorter than your 5,994 one, but it's still notable.

 

[shoyrumaster11]

* YouTube Video *

Strangled Red. Not scary, when will you find a Pokepasta I haven't already heard of!

 

[The Catboy]

Strangled Red. Not scary, when will you find a Pokepasta I haven't already heard of!

Yeah, I pretty much only know the ones on Mr.Creepypasta's channel

 

[Maxternal]

Remember the part where we "landed on the moon"
...
oh, and the aliens ...

... Hey, wait!!!
I think Nukeboy95's actually working for the secret world government, just trying to keep tabs on which GBATemp users "know too much"

I must shut up now ...

 

[nukeboy95]

Remember the part where we "landed on the moon"
...
oh, and the aliens ...

... Hey, wait!!!
I think Nukeboy95's actually working for the secret world government, just trying to keep tabs on which GBATemp users "know too much"

I must shut up now ...

me?
<_<
>_>
noo

 

[Arras]

Strangled Red. Not scary, when will you find a Pokepasta I haven't already heard of!

?

 

[Janthran]

Scar actually killed Mufasa

 

[nukeboy95]

hmm you people know to much

my favorite conspiracy is the gbatemp xmas conspiracy