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I was at the post office a couple weeks ago and there was a table set up outside with signs that read "IMPEACH OBAMA!!!". Of course I approached the table and acted interested in what these gentlemen were putting out there.
I asked, "what did he do that he needs to be impeached?"
They replied, "he's just not honest at all. He knows the truth about Benghazi and he knew about 9/11 before it happened."
I asked, "He knew about 9/11!?! Oh my gosh... How did the FBI miss that when they vetted him before he was allowed to participate in the primaries?"
One gentleman said, "They all do this shit together."
The other gentleman said, "George W. Bush set it up so we could go to war over oil and Obama is continuing with many of Bush's policies so they're obviously working together."
I replied, "Wow... Thanks guys. I'm going to go get some friends to sign your petition. I'll be right back."
And I never returned...
I asked, "what did he do that he needs to be impeached?"
They replied, "he's just not honest at all. He knows the truth about Benghazi and he knew about 9/11 before it happened."
I asked, "He knew about 9/11!?! Oh my gosh... How did the FBI miss that when they vetted him before he was allowed to participate in the primaries?"
One gentleman said, "They all do this shit together."
The other gentleman said, "George W. Bush set it up so we could go to war over oil and Obama is continuing with many of Bush's policies so they're obviously working together."
I replied, "Wow... Thanks guys. I'm going to go get some friends to sign your petition. I'll be right back."
And I never returned...
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