Imagine thinking holding a position that defining words as they have been spoken for generations is impossible and a sign of smugness.Well you got the whole squad laughing. Just not with you :^)
No, the reason you're having to defer to weak sarcasm is because there is no objectively definition for a chair. Is the ground a chair? It's "stationary", usually flat enough to support you, and so on. Tables? Desks? Bar stools? An upside down bucket?
The reason these are important questions to ask is that NO, and I mean *NONE AT ALL*, definition is objective in nature. We agree upon them. That's verbatim why the word "literally" has become a synonym for figuratively, why "irony" has become a synonym for insincere or in jest, and so on.
The fact of the matter is, you cannot define anything more objectively than I can. You do not have an objective definition for woman, recession, or vaccine. And you never will, because no one can. Words are made up. They only exist because we made them. We designed the squiggles that represent them in alphabets, and we designed the mouth sounds that represent them in languages, with agreement deciding their meaning.
The difference between you and I however is that you propose definitions that exclude themselves, because they do not actually properly exclude or isolate the unintended from the intended definition.
In conclusion, you are holding ontologically impossible positions and then using a forced smugness to hide the fact you do not believe anything.
The smugness is thinking that you can change definitions of words to fit a narrative to protect a certain group of people from scrutiny.