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Media Create Japan Top 20 - Week #52 2018 & Week #1 2019

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Here are the Media Create sales figures for Week #52 2018 and Week #1 2019: [prebreak]1[/prebreak]

Switch dominates the chart with 8 games in the top 10 and 15 in the chart overall. Smash still reigns supreme at #1 with over 2.6million copies sold, and Switch hardware breaks 7million units sold. Yowza:

<div style="width: 100%; overflow-x: auto; white-space: nowrap;"><table><tr><th>Position</th><th>Platform</th><th>Title</th><th>Genre</th><th>Publisher</th><th>Release date</th><th>Price</th><th>Weekly Sales</th><th>Total Sales</th><th>Difference</th></tr><tr><td>01 (01<span style="color:#00F">&#x25AC;</span>)</td><td>NSW</td><td>Super Smash Bros. Ultimate</td><td>FTG</td><td>Nintendo</td><td>2018.12.07</td><td>¥7.200</td><td style="text-align:right;">258.974</td><td style="text-align:right;">2.614.160</td><td><span style="color:#800">-6%</span></td></tr><tr><td>02 (02<span style="color:#00F">&#x25AC;</span>)</td><td>NSW</td><td>Super Mario Party</td><td>ETC</td><td>Nintendo</td><td>2018.10.05</td><td>¥5.980</td><td style="text-align:right;">95.102</td><td style="text-align:right;">936.140</td><td><span style="color:#800">-4%</span></td></tr><tr><td>03 (03<span style="color:#00F">&#x25AC;</span>)</td><td>NSW</td><td>Pokemon: Let's Go, Pikachu! / Let's Go, Eevee!</td><td>RPG</td><td>Pokemon Co.</td><td>2018.11.16</td><td>¥5.980</td><td style="text-align:right;">68.308</td><td style="text-align:right;">1.399.595</td><td><span style="color:#080">+4%</span></td></tr><tr><td>04 (04<span style="color:#00F">&#x25AC;</span>)</td><td>NSW</td><td>Mario Kart 8 Deluxe</td><td>RCE</td><td>Nintendo</td><td>2017.04.28</td><td>¥5.980</td><td style="text-align:right;">55.758</td><td style="text-align:right;">2.055.899</td><td><span style="color:#080">+33%</span></td></tr><tr><td>05 (05<span style="color:#00F">&#x25AC;</span>)</td><td>NSW</td><td>Dragon Quest Builders 2</td><td>ADV</td><td>Square Enix</td><td>2018.12.20</td><td>¥7.800</td><td style="text-align:right;">47.176</td><td style="text-align:right;">179.438</td><td><span style="color:#080">+36%</span></td></tr><tr><td>06 (06<span style="color:#00F">&#x25AC;</span>)</td><td>NSW</td><td>Splatoon 2</td><td>ACT</td><td>Nintendo</td><td>2017.07.21</td><td>¥5.980</td><td style="text-align:right;">43.033</td><td style="text-align:right;">2.882.819</td><td><span style="color:#080">+40%</span></td></tr><tr><td>07 (09<span style="color:#080">&#x25B2;</span>)</td><td>NSW</td><td>Minecraft</td><td>ADV</td><td>Microsoft Game Studios</td><td>2018.06.21</td><td>¥3.600</td><td style="text-align:right;">42.845</td><td style="text-align:right;">549.754</td><td><span style="color:#080">+58%</span></td></tr><tr><td>08 (07<span style="color:#800">&#x25BC;</span>)</td><td>PS4</td><td>Dragon Quest Builders 2</td><td>ADV</td><td>Square Enix</td><td>2018.12.20</td><td>¥7.800</td><td style="text-align:right;">38.969</td><td style="text-align:right;">179.130</td><td><span style="color:#080">+30%</span></td></tr><tr><td>09 (12<span style="color:#080">&#x25B2;</span>)</td><td>NSW</td><td>Go Vacation</td><td>ETC</td><td>Bandai Namco Games</td><td>2018.12.27</td><td>¥4.980</td><td style="text-align:right;">21.826</td><td style="text-align:right;">35.136</td><td><span style="color:#080">+64%</span></td></tr><tr><td>10 (08<span style="color:#800">&#x25BC;</span>)</td><td>PS4</td><td>Judgment</td><td>ADV</td><td>Sega</td><td>2018.12.13</td><td>¥8.290</td><td style="text-align:right;">20.018</td><td style="text-align:right;">233.456</td><td><span style="color:#800">-27%</span></td></tr><tr><td>11 (10<span style="color:#800">&#x25BC;</span>)</td><td>NSW</td><td>The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild</td><td>ADV</td><td>Nintendo</td><td>2017.03.03</td><td>¥6.980</td><td style="text-align:right;">19.363</td><td style="text-align:right;">1.246.656</td><td><span style="color:#080">+27%</span></td></tr><tr><td>12 (13<span style="color:#080">&#x25B2;</span>)</td><td>NSW</td><td>Super Mario Odyssey</td><td>ACT</td><td>Nintendo</td><td>2017.10.27</td><td>¥5.980</td><td style="text-align:right;">16.896</td><td style="text-align:right;">1.931.675</td><td><span style="color:#080">+35%</span></td></tr><tr><td>13 (16<span style="color:#080">&#x25B2;</span>)</td><td>NSW</td><td>Taiko no Tatsujin: Drum 'n' Fun!</td><td>ACT</td><td>Bandai Namco Games</td><td>2018.07.19</td><td>¥6.100</td><td style="text-align:right;">16.600</td><td style="text-align:right;">286.278</td><td><span style="color:#080">+69%</span></td></tr><tr><td>14 (14<span style="color:#00F">&#x25AC;</span>)</td><td>NSW</td><td>Kirby Star Allies</td><td>ACT</td><td>Nintendo</td><td>2018.03.16</td><td>¥5.980</td><td style="text-align:right;">14.769</td><td style="text-align:right;">717.643</td><td><span style="color:#080">+35%</span></td></tr><tr><td>15 (11<span style="color:#800">&#x25BC;</span>)</td><td>PS4</td><td>God Eater 3</td><td>ACT</td><td>Bandai Namco Games</td><td>2018.12.13</td><td>¥8.200</td><td style="text-align:right;">10.610</td><td style="text-align:right;">200.510</td><td><span style="color:#800">-26%</span></td></tr><tr><td>16 (18<span style="color:#080">&#x25B2;</span>)</td><td>NSW</td><td>Mario Tennis Aces</td><td>SPT</td><td>Nintendo</td><td>2018.06.22</td><td>¥5.980</td><td style="text-align:right;">10.468</td><td style="text-align:right;">411.002</td><td><span style="color:#080">+35%</span></td></tr><tr><td>17 (19<span style="color:#080">&#x25B2;</span>)</td><td>PS4</td><td>Call of Duty: Black Ops IIII</td><td>ACT</td><td>Sony Interactive Entertainment</td><td>2018.10.12</td><td>¥7.900</td><td style="text-align:right;">8.726</td><td style="text-align:right;">514.181</td><td><span style="color:#080">+30%</span></td></tr><tr><td>18 (22<span style="color:#080">&#x25B2;</span>)</td><td>PS4</td><td>Battlefield V</td><td>ACT</td><td>Electronic Arts</td><td>2018.11.20</td><td>¥7.800</td><td style="text-align:right;">8.155</td><td style="text-align:right;">167.514</td><td> </td></tr><tr><td>19 (24<span style="color:#080">&#x25B2;</span>)</td><td>NSW</td><td>Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker</td><td>ADV</td><td>Nintendo</td><td>2018.07.13</td><td>¥3.980</td><td style="text-align:right;">7.718</td><td style="text-align:right;">177.872</td><td> </td></tr><tr><td>20 (26<span style="color:#080">&#x25B2;</span>)</td><td>NSW</td><td>Dragon Ball FighterZ</td><td>FTG</td><td>Bandai Namco Games</td><td>2018.09.27</td><td>¥6.800</td><td style="text-align:right;">7.554</td><td style="text-align:right;">73.861</td><td> </td></tr></table></div>
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<div style="width: 100%; overflow-x: auto; white-space: nowrap;"><table><tr><th> </th><th>System</th><th>This Week</th><th>Last Week</th><th>Last Year</th><th>YTD</th><th>Last YTD</th><th>LTD</th></tr><tr><td style="background:#FF0000;"> </td><td>NSW</td><td style="text-align:right;">199.982</td><td style="text-align:right;">174.770</td><td style="text-align:right;">146.006</td><td style="text-align:right;">199.982</td><td style="text-align:right;">146.006</td><td style="text-align:right;">7.046.766</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#094697;"> </td><td>PS4</td><td style="text-align:right;">117.182</td><td style="text-align:right;">72.430</td><td style="text-align:right;">91.683</td><td style="text-align:right;">117.182</td><td style="text-align:right;">91.683</td><td style="text-align:right;">7.735.616</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#E7E7E7;"> </td><td>3DS</td><td style="text-align:right;">26.483</td><td style="text-align:right;">13.599</td><td style="text-align:right;">45.737</td><td style="text-align:right;">26.483</td><td style="text-align:right;">45.737</td><td style="text-align:right;">24.385.072</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#474747;"> </td><td>PSV</td><td style="text-align:right;">4.138</td><td style="text-align:right;">3.566</td><td style="text-align:right;">11.929</td><td style="text-align:right;">4.138</td><td style="text-align:right;">11.929</td><td style="text-align:right;">5.969.738</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#40A23F;"> </td><td>XB1</td><td style="text-align:right;">155</td><td style="text-align:right;">358</td><td style="text-align:right;">199</td><td style="text-align:right;">155</td><td style="text-align:right;">199</td><td style="text-align:right;">104.878</td></tr></table></div>
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Week #52 2018:

<div style="width: 100%; overflow-x: auto; white-space: nowrap;"><table><tr><th>Position</th><th>Platform</th><th>Title</th><th>Genre</th><th>Publisher</th><th>Release date</th><th>Price</th><th>Weekly Sales</th><th>Total Sales</th><th>Difference</th></tr><tr><td>01 (01<span style="color:#00F">&#x25AC;</span>)</td><td>NSW</td><td>Super Smash Bros. Ultimate</td><td>FTG</td><td>Nintendo</td><td>2018.12.07</td><td>¥7.200</td><td style="text-align:right;">275.417</td><td style="text-align:right;">2.355.186</td><td><span style="color:#800">-39%</span></td></tr><tr><td>02 (02<span style="color:#00F">&#x25AC;</span>)</td><td>NSW</td><td>Super Mario Party</td><td>ETC</td><td>Nintendo</td><td>2018.10.05</td><td>¥5.980</td><td style="text-align:right;">98.682</td><td style="text-align:right;">841.037</td><td><span style="color:#800">-36%</span></td></tr><tr><td>03 (03<span style="color:#00F">&#x25AC;</span>)</td><td>NSW</td><td>Pokemon: Let's Go, Pikachu! / Let's Go, Eevee!</td><td>RPG</td><td>Pokemon Co.</td><td>2018.11.16</td><td>¥5.980</td><td style="text-align:right;">65.497</td><td style="text-align:right;">1.331.287</td><td><span style="color:#800">-55%</span></td></tr><tr><td>04 (07<span style="color:#080">&#x25B2;</span>)</td><td>NSW</td><td>Mario Kart 8 Deluxe</td><td>RCE</td><td>Nintendo</td><td>2017.04.28</td><td>¥5.980</td><td style="text-align:right;">41.872</td><td style="text-align:right;">2.000.142</td><td><span style="color:#800">-11%</span></td></tr><tr><td>05 (05<span style="color:#00F">&#x25AC;</span>)</td><td>NSW</td><td>Dragon Quest Builders 2</td><td>ADV</td><td>Square Enix</td><td>2018.12.20</td><td>¥7.800</td><td style="text-align:right;">34.589</td><td style="text-align:right;">132.262</td><td><span style="color:#800">-65%</span></td></tr><tr><td>06 (08<span style="color:#080">&#x25B2;</span>)</td><td>NSW</td><td>Splatoon 2</td><td>ACT</td><td>Nintendo</td><td>2017.07.21</td><td>¥5.980</td><td style="text-align:right;">30.669</td><td style="text-align:right;">2.839.787</td><td><span style="color:#800">-26%</span></td></tr><tr><td>07 (04<span style="color:#800">&#x25BC;</span>)</td><td>PS4</td><td>Dragon Quest Builders 2</td><td>ADV</td><td>Square Enix</td><td>2018.12.20</td><td>¥7.800</td><td style="text-align:right;">29.877</td><td style="text-align:right;">140.161</td><td><span style="color:#800">-73%</span></td></tr><tr><td>08 (09<span style="color:#080">&#x25B2;</span>)</td><td>PS4</td><td>Judgment</td><td>ADV</td><td>Sega</td><td>2018.12.13</td><td>¥8.290</td><td style="text-align:right;">27.549</td><td style="text-align:right;">213.438</td><td><span style="color:#800">-27%</span></td></tr><tr><td>09 (06<span style="color:#800">&#x25BC;</span>)</td><td>NSW</td><td>Minecraft</td><td>ADV</td><td>Microsoft Game Studios</td><td>2018.06.21</td><td>¥3.600</td><td style="text-align:right;">27.140</td><td style="text-align:right;">506.909</td><td><span style="color:#800">-44%</span></td></tr><tr><td>10 (14<span style="color:#080">&#x25B2;</span>)</td><td>NSW</td><td>The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild</td><td>ADV</td><td>Nintendo</td><td>2017.03.03</td><td>¥6.980</td><td style="text-align:right;">15.250</td><td style="text-align:right;">1.227.293</td><td><span style="color:#800">-5%</span></td></tr><tr><td>11 (10<span style="color:#800">&#x25BC;</span>)</td><td>PS4</td><td>God Eater 3</td><td>ACT</td><td>Bandai Namco Games</td><td>2018.12.13</td><td>¥8.200</td><td style="text-align:right;">14.338</td><td style="text-align:right;">189.900</td><td><span style="color:#800">-43%</span></td></tr><tr><td>12 (NEW)</td><td>NSW</td><td>Go Vacation</td><td>ETC</td><td>Bandai Namco Games</td><td>2018.12.27</td><td>¥4.980</td><td style="text-align:right;">13.310</td><td style="text-align:right;">NEW</td><td> </td></tr><tr><td>13 (12<span style="color:#800">&#x25BC;</span>)</td><td>NSW</td><td>Super Mario Odyssey</td><td>ACT</td><td>Nintendo</td><td>2017.10.27</td><td>¥5.980</td><td style="text-align:right;">12.553</td><td style="text-align:right;">1.914.779</td><td><span style="color:#800">-41%</span></td></tr><tr><td>14 (11<span style="color:#800">&#x25BC;</span>)</td><td>NSW</td><td>Kirby Star Allies</td><td>ACT</td><td>Nintendo</td><td>2018.03.16</td><td>¥5.980</td><td style="text-align:right;">10.935</td><td style="text-align:right;">702.874</td><td><span style="color:#800">-49%</span></td></tr><tr><td>15 (NEW)</td><td>NSW</td><td>Diablo III: Eternal Collection</td><td>RPG</td><td>Blizzard Entertainment</td><td>2018.12.27</td><td>¥6.980</td><td style="text-align:right;">10.143</td><td style="text-align:right;">NEW</td><td> </td></tr><tr><td>16 (15<span style="color:#800">&#x25BC;</span>)</td><td>NSW</td><td>Taiko no Tatsujin: Drum 'n' Fun!</td><td>ACT</td><td>Bandai Namco Games</td><td>2018.07.19</td><td>¥6.100</td><td style="text-align:right;">9.814</td><td style="text-align:right;">269.677</td><td><span style="color:#800">-37%</span></td></tr><tr><td>17 (NEW)</td><td>3DS</td><td>Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story + Bowser Jr.'s Journey</td><td>RPG</td><td>Nintendo</td><td>2018.12.27</td><td>¥4.980</td><td style="text-align:right;">9.436</td><td style="text-align:right;">NEW</td><td> </td></tr><tr><td>18 (19<span style="color:#080">&#x25B2;</span>)</td><td>NSW</td><td>Mario Tennis Aces</td><td>SPT</td><td>Nintendo</td><td>2018.06.22</td><td>¥5.980</td><td style="text-align:right;">7.778</td><td style="text-align:right;">400.534</td><td><span style="color:#800">-29%</span></td></tr><tr><td>19 (28<span style="color:#080">&#x25B2;</span>)</td><td>PS4</td><td>Call of Duty: Black Ops IIII</td><td>ACT</td><td>Sony Interactive Entertainment</td><td>2018.10.12</td><td>¥7.900</td><td style="text-align:right;">6.692</td><td style="text-align:right;">505.455</td><td><span style="color:#800">-1%</span></td></tr><tr><td>20 (20<span style="color:#00F">&#x25AC;</span>)</td><td>3DS</td><td>Pokemon Ultra Sun / Ultra Moon</td><td>RPG</td><td>Pokemon Co.</td><td>2017.11.17</td><td>¥4.980</td><td style="text-align:right;">6.257</td><td style="text-align:right;">1.796.584</td><td><span style="color:#800">-38%</span></td></tr></table></div>
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<div style="width: 100%; overflow-x: auto; white-space: nowrap;"><table><tr><th> </th><th>System</th><th>This Week</th><th>Last Week</th><th>Last Year</th><th>YTD</th><th>Last YTD</th><th>LTD</th></tr><tr><td style="background:#FF0000;"> </td><td>NSW</td><td style="text-align:right;">174.770</td><td style="text-align:right;">278.701</td><td style="text-align:right;">134.519</td><td style="text-align:right;">3.534.165</td><td style="text-align:right;">3.312.619</td><td style="text-align:right;">6.846.784</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#094697;"> </td><td>PS4</td><td style="text-align:right;">72.430</td><td style="text-align:right;">75.793</td><td style="text-align:right;">49.631</td><td style="text-align:right;">1.726.031</td><td style="text-align:right;">1.791.736</td><td style="text-align:right;">7.618.434</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#E7E7E7;"> </td><td>3DS</td><td style="text-align:right;">13.599</td><td style="text-align:right;">26.936</td><td style="text-align:right;">36.814</td><td style="text-align:right;">535.810</td><td style="text-align:right;">1.662.034</td><td style="text-align:right;">24.358.589</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#474747;"> </td><td>PSV</td><td style="text-align:right;">3.566</td><td style="text-align:right;">3.939</td><td style="text-align:right;">7.970</td><td style="text-align:right;">177.720</td><td style="text-align:right;">344.813</td><td style="text-align:right;">5.965.600</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#40A23F;"> </td><td>XB1</td><td style="text-align:right;">358</td><td style="text-align:right;">377</td><td style="text-align:right;">358</td><td style="text-align:right;">16.287</td><td style="text-align:right;">12.852</td><td style="text-align:right;">104.723</td></tr><tr><td style="background:#FFFFFF;"> </td><td>ALL</td><td style="text-align:right;">264.723</td><td style="text-align:right;">385.746</td><td style="text-align:right;">229.394</td><td style="text-align:right;">5.990.013</td><td style="text-align:right;">7.160.174</td><td style="text-align:right;">44.894.130</td></tr></table></div>
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Jeez, the Switch is literally dominating the charts. Also didn't expect Smash Ultimate was gonna do this good, but should've expected it
 
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Give it a month or two and switch will overtake ps4 lifetime sales in Japan. Wish other countries also had their numbers available like this. Wonder how well it's going to do against the ps5 in japan.
 
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its a shame dragon quest builders 2 is a japan only game. They really dropped the ball on that, and that game has ZERO voice acting, all they had to do was translate it...

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Give it a month or two and switch will overtake ps4 lifetime sales in Japan. Wish other countries also had their numbers available like this. Wonder how well it's going to do against the ps5 in japan.
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didnt switch already surpass ps4?
 

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    Take the batteries out of your SuperStabber3000... Or is it gas powered?
  • K3Nv2 @ K3Nv2:
    I stole batteries from your black mamba
     +1
  • K3Nv2 @ K3Nv2:
    My frozen food better hold up for an hour I know that
  • BigOnYa @ BigOnYa:
    Or else gonna be a big lunch and dinner tomorrow.
  • BigOnYa @ BigOnYa:
    Did you pay your power bill? Or give all yo money to my wife, again.
  • K3Nv2 @ K3Nv2:
    Oh good the estimated time is the same exact time they just said
     +1
  • BigOnYa @ BigOnYa:
    Load up your pc and monitor, and head to a McDonalds dining room, they have free WiFi
  • K3Nv2 @ K3Nv2:
    Sir please watch your porn in the bathroom
     +1
  • BigOnYa @ BigOnYa:
    No sir we can not sell you anymore apple pies, after what you did with the last one.
  • K3Nv2 @ K3Nv2:
    We ran out
  • HiradeGirl @ HiradeGirl:
    run
     +1
  • HiradeGirl @ HiradeGirl:
    for your life
     +1
  • K3Nv2 @ K3Nv2:
    My life has no value my fat ass is staying right here
    K3Nv2 @ K3Nv2: My life has no value my fat ass is staying right here