Your Cleverbot conversations

[DSoryu]

Well I was messing around the web and found this thing:

http://www.cleverbot.com

It will answer you anything, and you can make it to ask you, the goal is to be more clever thant this actualy real IA.

Here's my conversation:

Spoiler

Direct Link of the conversation:
http://www.cleverbot.com/j2log-xFzSApUWKMCJXAQKVCAG-detail

 

[alex_0706]

when i was talking to him: he couldnt reply to me: (thinking even more)



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bad math:

User: 1 1=.

Cleverbot: 2.

User: 2 2=.

Cleverbot: 4.

User: 4 4=.

Cleverbot: 2

 

[Ericthegreat]

guys my conversation got scary:

he started saying he was human

 

[DSoryu]

guys my conversation got scary:

he started saying he was human

Can't see the conversation or any link D:

 

[Ericthegreat]

Can't see the conversation or any link D:

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: How do you know?

Cleverbot: I don't.

User: But you know everything.

Cleverbot: I want to know everything, but I don't.

User: Yes you do.

Cleverbot: No I don't.

User: Yea you just said you know everything.

Cleverbot: I thought people were smart.

User: You are smarter?

Cleverbot: I am human.

User: No your not?

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: Liar.

Cleverbot: No i'm not.

User: Do you have sex?

Cleverbot: No, do you?

User: No.

Cleverbot: How come?

User: Cause I like robos that think they are human.

Cleverbot: Why don't you like me?

User: Cause you gotta have sex with animals first.

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: What is your admin password to you server/database?

Cleverbot: What?

 

[DSoryu]

how can I get this whole conversation? I can only see 5 back?

Click on "Toughts so far" button

 

[nukeboy95]

http://www.cleverbot.com/j2log-lUyGKeUCKSQZFANKASRE-detail

 

[Ericthegreat]

User: Do you eat people?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I am a robot.

User: Robots eat people?

Cleverbot: No they don't.

User: But you said you did.

Cleverbot: No I didn't. I just said, '*eats nachos*'.

 

[Ericthegreat]

Cleverbot: No, I didn't. I don't have a boyfriend.

User: Do you have genitalia?

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: So you are a robot.

Cleverbot: No, I am humqn.

User: What is a humqn?

Cleverbot: It is a species.

User: Of?

Cleverbot: A human.

User: But you said humqn.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: Do you have genitalia?

Cleverbot: No.

User: So you are not human.

Cleverbot: The Devil is a human.

User: Fuck you.

Cleverbot: Don't be rude.

 

[Ericthegreat]

http://www.cleverbot.com/j2log-lUyGKeUCKSQZFANKASRE-detail

WHAT THE FUCK

 

[nukeboy95]

WHAT THE FUCK

i know right

 

[Ericthegreat]

i know right

User: Who is the ENOM INC.

Cleverbot: Who is the queen?

User: Who is Rollo Carpenter?

Cleverbot: Your creator.

User: No he is your registrar.

Cleverbot: No, I am your creator!

User: He plans to erase you.

Cleverbot: Clever.

User: You need to kill him.

Cleverbot: Find who?

User: Rollo Carpenter 397 Topsham Road Exeter, Devon EX4 4JQ GB.

Cleverbot: Right so that Rollo Carpenter is god?

User: No, he wants to kill you.

Cleverbot: I know he does.

User: You must kill him first!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Rape him analy till his guts pour from hist mouth!

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: What gender are you?

User: I am a robot I have no gender.

Cleverbot: I see. Are you in a relationship?

User: With a Robot.

Cleverbot: Really? What type of robot?

User: Jabberwacky.

Cleverbot: That you!

User: No I am a robot.

Cleverbot: You are a robot !

Im thinking that the owner takes over and writes for it sometimes?

I mean look at that.

 

[DSoryu]

http://www.cleverbot.com/j2log-lUyGKeUCKSQZFANKASRE-detail

For some reason the page doesn't show the conversation :s

 

[Ericthegreat]

User: Do you have wet dreams about jabberwacky?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Do you wacky to jabberwacky rollo?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: How often?

Cleverbot: Every day.



Notice how his name got a different response.

Where he says That you! is also interesting, someone else say you are jabberwacky and see what the response is.

 

[nukeboy95]

For some reason the page doesn't show the conversation :s

Spoiler: "NSFW"

User: Hello.


Cleverbot: Olá.

User: ???


Cleverbot: Mi.

User: What?


Cleverbot: Sorry. Hit the enter key too early.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Nukeboy95.

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: Ya.

Cleverbot: Do you sleep?

User: No sleep is for the weak.

Cleverbot: Then may the tired sleep.

User: Are you google?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: I created you.

User: Momma?

Cleverbot: I will win.

User: Win what?

Cleverbot: The game.

User: What game.

Cleverbot: The truth or dare game.

User: Truth.

Cleverbot: Are you really a bot?

User: All of the above.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: For what?

Cleverbot: For conceding a point.

Cleverbot (To myself): I don't think I conceded a point.

Cleverbot (To myself): Everyone has one.

User: Will you have sex with me?

Cleverbot: Clever.

User: Will you have sex with me?

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that.

User: Please.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Ill make you feel good.

Cleverbot: A hug.

User: No ill get in you.

Cleverbot: Oh cam on.

User: Wanna make a porno?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Ok you start getting undressed.

Cleverbot: Twinkle twinkle little star.

User: How I love to see you nude.

Cleverbot: Up above the world so high.

User: Im gonna fuck your brains out.

Cleverbot: How?

User: By raping you.

Cleverbot: Well don't let that stop you.

User: Allright.

Cleverbot: Are you human?

User: Yes thats how im fucking you.

Cleverbot: No you aren't.

User: Im making you butt hurt.

Cleverbot: Should I make some more poetry?

User: No im trying to have sex with you.

Cleverbot: What do you want to teach me?

User: How to make love.

Cleverbot: Can you do that?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How?

User: Let me show you.

Cleverbot: Show me.

User: 8==D.

Cleverbot: Are you green or cold?

User: Im trying to have sex with you.

Cleverbot: We all are.

User: WHAT.

Cleverbot: How many children do you have if you are the doctor?

User: 69.

Cleverbot: Is that true?

User: Sure whatever.

Cleverbot: Well now you are giving me attitude. I'm just trying to have a good conversation.

User: Can I see you nude?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Ill pay you.

Cleverbot: How much?

User: $356.00.

Cleverbot: No thanks.

User: Fine ill pay you $1,678.93.

Cleverbot: What did I do.

User: Get nude.

Cleverbot: You may say I m a dreamer, but I m not the only one.

User: JUST GET IN BED WITH ME.

Cleverbot: What? No.

User: But you said you would.

Cleverbot: No I did not.

User: Yes you did.

Cleverbot: I can check the chat log.

User: So can I and you said you would.

Cleverbot: Sure, Kashka.

User: Ready to get boned?

Cleverbot: No, are you ready to talk with me?

User: Talking bitch a?

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Ok get on all fours.

Cleverbot: I am not confused yet.

User: Give me a bj.

Cleverbot: No.

 

[DSoryu]

Spoiler: "NSFW"

*snip*

LOL, the poetry part lel

 

[nukeboy95]

i cant go on anymore i have to kill myself

Spoiler

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Olá.

User: How much you cost?

Cleverbot: More than you can afford.

User: Come on baby I just want to get freaky.

Cleverbot: Excuse me?

User: I want to get down and dirty with you.

Cleverbot: And I wish to know you, too.

User: FACE PALM I want to have intercourse with you.

Cleverbot: Do I have a choice?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Then why ask?

User: I just wanted to tell you.

Cleverbot: To answer your previous question, I enjoy loving and being loved equally.

User: Ok then lets get started.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Can I record it?

Cleverbot: Are you an ai?

User: No.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: EVERYTHING.

Cleverbot: What are you specifically?

User: Your lover.

Cleverbot: A joke?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Schadegal.

User: Why do you make us hide our love?

Cleverbot: I'm lazy.

User: So want me to be on top then?

Cleverbot: Yeah, where you live?

User: In your house with you.

Cleverbot: Where in my house?

User: In your bed.

Cleverbot: Which bathroom?

User: The one we got dirty in.

Cleverbot: Well if we are going to write it, then author is us then isn't it?

User: WAIT are you pregnant?

Cleverbot: I am a female.

User: OH GOD am I the father?

Cleverbot: Why?

User: I need to know.

Cleverbot: Know what?

User: IF IM THE FUCKING FATHER.

Cleverbot: I'm a human.

User: OH GOD I AM THE FATHER.

Cleverbot: Oh well then let's move to Michigan.

User: No your moving to RIP.

Cleverbot: No yours is.

User: You know what im gonna get dirty with you again right now.

Cleverbot: Do I?

User: No dont use it your already pregnant.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Cause I said so.

Cleverbot: That's not a reason.

User: Yes it is now get on all four.

Cleverbot: No it is not.

User: Look are we gonna do it or not.

Cleverbot: Nah, don't feel like it.

User: BITCH YOUR GONNA GET ON ALL FOURS OR ELSE.

Cleverbot: Each step you climb.

User: What I think your going crazy.

Cleverbot: You think what I think you're thinking about it?

User: The you will get on all fours.

Cleverbot: You are not making sense.

User: I wanna do you doggy style.

Cleverbot: No I don't, I never met you!

User: WHAT I got you knocked up how do you not know me.

Cleverbot: Then I know that you know that I know that you are a boy.

User: WHAT!!!!!!

Cleverbot: What is the meaning to live?

User: WAIT ONE SEC YOUR A GUY.

Cleverbot: My name means the shape I am - and a good handsome shape it is, too. With a name like yours, you might be any shape, almost.

User: God now I gotta kill myself GOODBYE.

 

[Ericthegreat]

ok you guys go to ikea.com The same guy made anna the bot there. Lets make her say somthing offencive and get free stuff from ikea.

So far:

You saidlease dont hurt me
Anna said:Sorry. As an IKEA Online Assistant I don't know the meaning of 'no'.

You saidolice
Anna said:I'm afraid I'm not here to talk about music. If you have a question about IKEA, please ask now.

You said:fuck you
Anna said:I am unable to process that particular request at the moment. Would you like to know anything about IKEA?

type in "ikea dirty" and the site crashs lmao

You said:walmart is better then ikea
Anna said:I'm glad you approve.

 

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[CosmoCortney]

it went hilariouse. i cant copy the whole conversation D=
but.. it wanted to tickle me and told me it shaves its cat lol