Write a Haiku about BoneMonkey

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  1. BoneMonkey
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    BoneMonkey The cheese stash is a lie.

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    Haiku's are 3 sentences and the first sentence is 5 syllables and the second sentence is 7 syllables and the third is 5 syllables again

    here is mines

    BoneMonkey is cool
    He just loves to eat bacon
    Cause it gives him wood
     


  2. [M]artin

    [M]artin .

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    Fuck you, too much maths.
     
  3. Fiddy101

    Fiddy101 Newbie

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  4. BoneMonkey
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    BoneMonkey The cheese stash is a lie.

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    your doing it wrong
     
  5. Law

    Law rip ninjacat that zarcon made me

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    Bonemonkey Bacon
    Bacon Bonemonkey Bacon
    Bonemonkey Bacon

    Interpret it as you wish.
     
  6. Sinkhead

    Sinkhead yay p1ngpong.

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    BoneMonkey is God
    His tears cure cancer and AIDS
    And taste like bacon
     
  7. Spikey

    Spikey Your Special Someone

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    "I hate BoneMonkey"
    Is Something said by Someone
    Who Hates BoneMonkey
     
  8. Westside

    Westside Sogdiana

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    Bonemonkey sucks balls,
    not just balls, but donkey balls,
    dickpenis not enough...
     
  9. BoneMonkey
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    BoneMonkey The cheese stash is a lie.

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    FACT
     
  10. [M]artin

    [M]artin .

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    FACT.
     
  11. cheesyPOOF5

    cheesyPOOF5 GBAtemp Fan

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    I love BoneMonkey
    He downloaded my Death Note
    That was long ago...
     
  12. Hadrian

    Hadrian Better than Craigslist

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    Ass of a goddess
    When spanked wobbles like jelly
    Mouth for creaming in
     
  13. omatic

    omatic GBAtemp Fan

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    Pointless this thread is
    Seeking attention with this
    Topic is folly
     
  14. CockroachMan

    CockroachMan Scribbling around GBATemp's kitchen.

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    I don't know how to
    make a haiku about this
    Well BoneMonkey sucks
     
  15. wiithepeople

    wiithepeople ^^didn't play it that much, but I love it =D

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    the banned
    this epicly phails
    like Bonemonkey's other threads
    j/k or am I
     
  16. Destructobot

    Destructobot Crave the Hammer

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    He eats raw bacon;
    intestines torn asunder,
    BoneMonkey says "ouch".
     
  17. Destructobot

    Destructobot Crave the Hammer

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    porn porn bacon porn
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    porn porn porn porn porn
     
  18. Destructobot

    Destructobot Crave the Hammer

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    Bacon rots in sun
    BoneMonkey looks in horror
    A single tear falls
     
  19. Linkiboy

    Linkiboy GBAtemp Testing Area

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    Bonemonkey is blue
    But in Soviet Russia
    Haiku will write YOU!
     
  20. OSW

    OSW Wii King

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    monkey balls swinging
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