Write a Haiku about BoneMonkey

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Feb 15, 2008
  1. BoneMonkey
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    Banned BoneMonkey The cheese stash is a lie.

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    Haiku's are 3 sentences and the first sentence is 5 syllables and the second sentence is 7 syllables and the third is 5 syllables again

    here is mines

    BoneMonkey is cool
    He just loves to eat bacon
    Cause it gives him wood
     


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    Fuck you, too much maths.
     
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  4. BoneMonkey
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    Banned BoneMonkey The cheese stash is a lie.

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    your doing it wrong
     
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    Bonemonkey Bacon
    Bacon Bonemonkey Bacon
    Bonemonkey Bacon

    Interpret it as you wish.
     
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    Former Staff Sinkhead yay p1ngpong.

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    BoneMonkey is God
    His tears cure cancer and AIDS
    And taste like bacon
     
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    Member Spikey Your Special Someone

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    "I hate BoneMonkey"
    Is Something said by Someone
    Who Hates BoneMonkey
     
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    Bonemonkey sucks balls,
    not just balls, but donkey balls,
    dickpenis not enough...
     
  9. BoneMonkey
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    Banned BoneMonkey The cheese stash is a lie.

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    FACT
     
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    Member cheesyPOOF5 GBAtemp Fan

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    I love BoneMonkey
    He downloaded my Death Note
    That was long ago...
     
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    Former Staff Hadrian Better than Craigslist

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    Ass of a goddess
    When spanked wobbles like jelly
    Mouth for creaming in
     
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    Pointless this thread is
    Seeking attention with this
    Topic is folly
     
  14. CockroachMan

    Member CockroachMan Scribbling around GBATemp's kitchen.

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    I don't know how to
    make a haiku about this
    Well BoneMonkey sucks
     
  15. wiithepeople

    Member wiithepeople ^^didn't play it that much, but I love it =D

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    this epicly phails
    like Bonemonkey's other threads
    j/k or am I
     
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    He eats raw bacon;
    intestines torn asunder,
    BoneMonkey says "ouch".
     
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    Member Destructobot Crave the Hammer

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    Member Destructobot Crave the Hammer

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    Bacon rots in sun
    BoneMonkey looks in horror
    A single tear falls
     
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    Member Linkiboy GBAtemp Testing Area

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    Bonemonkey is blue
    But in Soviet Russia
    Haiku will write YOU!
     
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    monkey balls swinging
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    soviet russia
     

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