Write a Haiku about BoneMonkey

[BoneMonkey]

Haiku's are 3 sentences and the first sentence is 5 syllables and the second sentence is 7 syllables and the third is 5 syllables again

here is mines

BoneMonkey is cool
He just loves to eat bacon
Cause it gives him wood

 

[[M]artin]

Fuck you, too much maths.

 

[Fiddy101]

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[BoneMonkey]

your doing it wrong

 

[Law]

Bonemonkey Bacon
Bacon Bonemonkey Bacon
Bonemonkey Bacon

Interpret it as you wish.

 

[Sinkhead]

BoneMonkey is God
His tears cure cancer and AIDS
And taste like bacon

 

[Spikey]

"I hate BoneMonkey"
Is Something said by Someone
Who Hates BoneMonkey

 

[Westside]

Bonemonkey sucks balls,
not just balls, but donkey balls,
dickpenis not enough...

 

[BoneMonkey]

BoneMonkey is God
His tears cure cancer and AIDS
And taste like bacon

FACT

 

[[M]artin]

FACT.

 

[cheesyPOOF5]

I love BoneMonkey
He downloaded my Death Note
That was long ago...

 

[Hadrian]

Ass of a goddess
When spanked wobbles like jelly
Mouth for creaming in

 

[omatic]

Pointless this thread is
Seeking attention with this
Topic is folly

 

[CockroachMan]

I don't know how to
make a haiku about this
Well BoneMonkey sucks

 

[wiithepeople]

this epicly phails
like Bonemonkey's other threads
j/k or am I

 

[Destructobot]

He eats raw bacon;
intestines torn asunder,
BoneMonkey says "ouch".

 

[Destructobot]

porn porn bacon porn
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[Destructobot]

Bacon rots in sun
BoneMonkey looks in horror
A single tear falls

 

[Mangofett]

Bonemonkey is blue
But in Soviet Russia
Haiku will write YOU!

 

[OSW]

monkey balls swinging
dickpenis bone you you you
soviet russia