The inaugural GBAtemp BEARD OFF!

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Lets hope you people participated in No-shave November
because it's now time for the very first GBAtemp beard-off!

The rules are extremely simple:
Show us those whiskers!

We don't care if you're got peach fuzz that needs photoshop enhancement or a microscope to be seen.
We don't care if you've got a family of rats living in your facial insulation.
We don't even care if you have to scribble on your effeminate features with a sharpie pen.
Show us your beards!

Please note that we don't want to see monkat's chest / back / leg / butt / etc. hair....or anybody else's

Also, adhering your dog to your face and calling it a beard is considered to be quite hilarious.
Don't post the Family Guy clip, go get the duct tape!



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If this gets enough attention, we have considered making it a full-fledged event.
 

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FAST: This was actually inspired by that.

The real objective is to see how many female t4empers we can get to draw beards on themselves. Shhhh, don't tell.
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HOLY FUCK! HEADLIGHTS ON A HAT?!

I had a pretty decent beard going, not because of the whole no shave thing, but because I was lazy. [I thought that whole no shave thing was stupid].

I got rid of it a couple days though because I started growing blonde, orange and black hair, and some of it was becoming ingrowns.
 

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The hat-light: A modern pocket protector to tell the world how much of a dork you are.
But with an impressive enough beard, nobody will ever talk badly about your hat-light.
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(I'm surprised nobody has mentioned the dork-factor of the hat itself)


Shadowsoldier: same thing happens to me. Every color of the rainbow in one beard.
 

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Don't mind the nose hairs.

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It's always a bit to one side or other, and the recent cropping accident didn't help
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I have been waiting for this since last night! Vulpes! You had to post it in the middle of the time period where I can't post at all! I've had the pics and message pre-done since yesterday!

Anyway, nice one Vulp! Veho....straggly stubble is not attractive anywhere.

Here's my post:

A wild Monkat appears!

Monkat uses....Jesus!
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Monkat uses....Nipple!
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Monkat uses....Actual beard photo! (Note: the flash makes my stache looks a lot thinner than it actually looks. Still nowhere near thick, but it's not that bad)
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Crimeny, monkat! Just how long do you go before trimming that kudzu on your face back?!?

You'd dull a pair of hedge trimmers on that shit.
You're gonna have to get a goat to eat it off of your face!
 

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Vulpes Abnocto said:
Crimeny, monkat! Just how long do you go before trimming that kudzu on your face back?!?

Uuuh...last time I trimmed the main part was.....maybe January?

I used to trim the sides while job hunting, but gave up in like...October.
 
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Taken November 1st, in my dorm. My typical goatee and mustache had been shaved off early on that faithful morning. I was not happy.
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This one was taken some hours ago in the library soon after seeing this thread. I'm using this crappy webcam for both shots. At a different angle, you would see my tremendous neckbeard.
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So, which look do the chicks prefer?
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Unfortunately, I look equally scary in both pics.
 

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