The inaugural GBAtemp BEARD OFF!

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  1. Vulpes Abnocto
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    Lets hope you people participated in No-shave November
    because it's now time for the very first GBAtemp beard-off!

    The rules are extremely simple:
    Show us those whiskers!

    We don't care if you're got peach fuzz that needs photoshop enhancement or a microscope to be seen.
    We don't care if you've got a family of rats living in your facial insulation.
    We don't even care if you have to scribble on your effeminate features with a sharpie pen.
    Show us your beards!

    Please note that we don't want to see monkat's chest / back / leg / butt / etc. hair....or anybody else's

    Also, adhering your dog to your face and calling it a beard is considered to be quite hilarious.
    Don't post the Family Guy clip, go get the duct tape!



    Warning: Spoilers inside!


    If this gets enough attention, we have considered making it a full-fledged event.
     


  2. Lilith Valentine

    Lilith Valentine GBATemp's Wolfdog™ The saint of all the sinners

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    Behold my beard!!
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    Yes I need to hold my beard with both my arms
    No really this is what I look like after a month without saving
     
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  4. Vulpes Abnocto
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    FAST: This was actually inspired by that.

    Warning: Spoilers inside!
     
  5. ShadowSoldier

    ShadowSoldier GBAtemp Guru

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    HOLY FUCK! HEADLIGHTS ON A HAT?!

    I had a pretty decent beard going, not because of the whole no shave thing, but because I was lazy. [I thought that whole no shave thing was stupid].

    I got rid of it a couple days though because I started growing blonde, orange and black hair, and some of it was becoming ingrowns.
     
  6. shlong

    shlong in memoriam of gravitas

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    You have lights on your hat [​IMG]
     
  7. Vulpes Abnocto
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    The hat-light: A modern pocket protector to tell the world how much of a dork you are.
    But with an impressive enough beard, nobody will ever talk badly about your hat-light. [​IMG]


    (I'm surprised nobody has mentioned the dork-factor of the hat itself)


    Shadowsoldier: same thing happens to me. Every color of the rainbow in one beard.
     
  8. shlong

    shlong in memoriam of gravitas

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    It's an awesome hat [​IMG]
    Why'd it get cancelled [​IMG]
     
  9. Vulpes Abnocto
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    less questions, more beards!
     
  10. Veho

    Veho The man who cried "Ni".

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    Don't mind the nose hairs.

    [​IMG]

    It's always a bit to one side or other, and the recent cropping accident didn't help [​IMG]
     
  11. monkat

    monkat I'd like to see you TRY to ban me. (Should I try?.

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    I have been waiting for this since last night! Vulpes! You had to post it in the middle of the time period where I can't post at all! I've had the pics and message pre-done since yesterday!

    Anyway, nice one Vulp! Veho....straggly stubble is not attractive anywhere.

    Here's my post:

    A wild Monkat appears!

    Monkat uses....Jesus!
    Warning: Spoilers inside!
    Monkat uses....Nipple!
    Warning: Spoilers inside!
    Monkat uses....Actual beard photo! (Note: the flash makes my stache looks a lot thinner than it actually looks. Still nowhere near thick, but it's not that bad)
    Warning: Spoilers inside!
     
  12. Vulpes Abnocto
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    Crimeny, monkat! Just how long do you go before trimming that kudzu on your face back?!?

    You'd dull a pair of hedge trimmers on that shit.
    You're gonna have to get a goat to eat it off of your face!
     
  13. Rydian

    Rydian Resident Furvert™

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    Cave Entrance, Watching Cyan Write Letters
    FFF- I just shaved like an hour ago.
     
  14. monkat

    monkat I'd like to see you TRY to ban me. (Should I try?.

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    Uuuh...last time I trimmed the main part was.....maybe January?

    I used to trim the sides while job hunting, but gave up in like...October.
     
  15. Vulpes Abnocto
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    Rydian: Tape it back on for a photo
     
  16. shlong

    shlong in memoriam of gravitas

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    Holy fuck Monkat [​IMG]
    Impressive beard is impressive.
     
  17. gameboy13

    gameboy13 Orange and fluffy since 1995.

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    The Fur Side.
    I have a skin chin. [​IMG]
     
  18. monkat

    monkat I'd like to see you TRY to ban me. (Should I try?.

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    Why, thank you! I've worked hard on the little guy!

    ...also, there should be a poll here.
     
  19. flameiguana

    flameiguana that's not me

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    Taken November 1st, in my dorm. My typical goatee and mustache had been shaved off early on that faithful morning. I was not happy.
    Warning: Spoilers inside!
    This one was taken some hours ago in the library soon after seeing this thread. I'm using this crappy webcam for both shots. At a different angle, you would see my tremendous neckbeard.
    Warning: Spoilers inside!

    So, which look do the chicks prefer? [​IMG]
    Unfortunately, I look equally scary in both pics.
     
  20. The Pi

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    Just shaved [​IMG]