The inaugural GBAtemp BEARD OFF!

[Vulpes Abnocto]

Lets hope you people participated in No-shave November
because it's now time for the very first GBAtemp beard-off!

The rules are extremely simple:
Show us those whiskers!

We don't care if you're got peach fuzz that needs photoshop enhancement or a microscope to be seen.
We don't care if you've got a family of rats living in your facial insulation.
We don't even care if you have to scribble on your effeminate features with a sharpie pen.
Show us your beards!

Please note that we don't want to see monkat's chest / back / leg / butt / etc. hair....or anybody else's

Also, adhering your dog to your face and calling it a beard is considered to be quite hilarious.
Don't post the Family Guy clip, go get the duct tape!

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If this gets enough attention, we have considered making it a full-fledged event.

 

[The Catboy]

Behold my beard!!

Yes I need to hold my beard with both my arms

Spoiler: No really this is what I look like after a month without saving

 

[FAST6191]

I was unaware of this event but you were beaten to the punch by your fellow mod earlier this year
http://gbatemp.net/t210936-beardos-unite?&st=0

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

FAST: This was actually inspired by that.

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The real objective is to see how many female t4empers we can get to draw beards on themselves. Shhhh, don't tell.

 

[ShadowSoldier]

HOLY FUCK! HEADLIGHTS ON A HAT?!

I had a pretty decent beard going, not because of the whole no shave thing, but because I was lazy. [I thought that whole no shave thing was stupid].

I got rid of it a couple days though because I started growing blonde, orange and black hair, and some of it was becoming ingrowns.

 

[mameks]

You have lights on your hat

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

The hat-light: A modern pocket protector to tell the world how much of a dork you are.
But with an impressive enough beard, nobody will ever talk badly about your hat-light.

(I'm surprised nobody has mentioned the dork-factor of the hat itself)


Shadowsoldier: same thing happens to me. Every color of the rainbow in one beard.

 

[mameks]

It's an awesome hat

Why'd it get cancelled

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

less questions, more beards!

 

[Veho]

Don't mind the nose hairs.

It's always a bit to one side or other, and the recent cropping accident didn't help

 

[monkat]

I have been waiting for this since last night! Vulpes! You had to post it in the middle of the time period where I can't post at all! I've had the pics and message pre-done since yesterday!

Anyway, nice one Vulp! Veho....straggly stubble is not attractive anywhere.

Here's my post:

A wild Monkat appears!

Monkat uses....Jesus!

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Monkat uses....Nipple!

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Monkat uses....Actual beard photo! (Note: the flash makes my stache looks a lot thinner than it actually looks. Still nowhere near thick, but it's not that bad)

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[Vulpes Abnocto]

Crimeny, monkat! Just how long do you go before trimming that kudzu on your face back?!?

You'd dull a pair of hedge trimmers on that shit.
You're gonna have to get a goat to eat it off of your face!

 

[Rydian]

FFF- I just shaved like an hour ago.

 

[monkat]

Crimeny, monkat! Just how long do you go before trimming that kudzu on your face back?!?

Uuuh...last time I trimmed the main part was.....maybe January?

I used to trim the sides while job hunting, but gave up in like...October.

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

Rydian: Tape it back on for a photo

 

[mameks]

Holy fuck Monkat

Impressive beard is impressive.

 

[gameboy13]

I have a skin chin.

 

[monkat]

Holy fuck Monkat

Impressive beard is impressive.

Why, thank you! I've worked hard on the little guy!

...also, there should be a poll here.

 

[Deleted User]

Taken November 1st, in my dorm. My typical goatee and mustache had been shaved off early on that faithful morning. I was not happy.

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This one was taken some hours ago in the library soon after seeing this thread. I'm using this crappy webcam for both shots. At a different angle, you would see my tremendous neckbeard.

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So, which look do the chicks prefer?

Unfortunately, I look equally scary in both pics.

 

[The Pi]

Just shaved