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At the republican news portal Townhall.com, the self-proclaimed columnist Kevin McCullough warns us of the swamp of depraved filth and assorted sin worse than Sodom and Gommorrah, the so called Mass Effect, which, according to his text, should more precisely be called "Mass Erect". (Joke shamelessly stolen from Zero Punctuation).
Well all riiiight!
*off to the store*
PS
But wait, there's more.
And that's not all.
A day later, he's back, vehemently defending his claims, and using the many comments his first post provoked to somehow validate his brainless blabbery. See, children, that's what you get when you feed the troll.
So, do we have another Jack Thompson in the making?
At the republican news portal Townhall.com, the self-proclaimed columnist Kevin McCullough warns us of the swamp of depraved filth and assorted sin worse than Sodom and Gommorrah, the so called Mass Effect, which, according to his text, should more precisely be called "Mass Erect". (Joke shamelessly stolen from Zero Punctuation).
With tentacles, I assume.QUOTE said:It's called "Mass Effect" and it allows its players - universally male no doubt - to engage in the most realistic sex acts ever conceived. One can custom design the shape, form, bodies, race, hair style, breast size of the images they wish to "engage" and then watch in crystal clear, LCD, 54 inch screen, HD clarity as the video game "persons" hump in every form, format, multiple, gender-oriented possibility they can think of.
OR'LY? And to think I've been wasting my time on Virtual Hottie 2, that feature-poor piece of crap (when compared to Mass Effect, apparently).![]()
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With its "over the net" capabilities virtual orgasmic rape is just the push of a button away.QUOTE said:And because of the digital chip age in which we live - "Mass Effect" can be customized to sodomize whatever, whoever, however, the game player wishes.
I'm pretty sure that, if this feature existed, it would have been a major marketing point. "Mass Effect: Sodomize. Anyone. Anywhere."![]()
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Well all riiiight!

*off to the store*
PS
But wait, there's more.

And that's not all.
A day later, he's back, vehemently defending his claims, and using the many comments his first post provoked to somehow validate his brainless blabbery. See, children, that's what you get when you feed the troll.
So, do we have another Jack Thompson in the making?