OMG U CAN TALK TO GOD!

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Dec 16, 2007

OMG U CAN TALK TO GOD! by DarkAura at 2:14 AM (6,077 Views / 0 Likes) 99 replies

  1. DarkAura
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  2. test84

    Member test84 GBAtemp's last ninja 2.

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    Me:
    salam
    God:
    Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
    Me:
    farsi baladi?
    God:
    Sure, farsi baladi sounds like a good topic.
    Me:
    fuck your god
    God:
    Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
    Me:
    i dont give a damn
    God:
    Tell me what you care about.
    Me:
    your existence
    God:
    Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am existence.
    Me:
    sure
    God:
    OK let's do it. OK then I will keep it confidential.
    Me:
    do it
    God:
    Do you mean "It"?.
    Me:
    no, eat
    God:
    I thought you were being sarcastic. I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?
    Me:
    its like hrth
    God:
    I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Interesting comparison.
    Me:
    hrth
    God:
    What do you do in your spare time?
    Me:
    hrthing
    God:
    I don't think very many people do that.
    Me:
    we do at temp
    God:
    What about after its done?
    Me:
    there is no end of it [​IMG]
    God:
    Why not?
    Me:
    because ace is a mod now
    God:
    Oh. That makes sense to me. I think ace is more than that.
    Me:
    you have no idea what i'm talkin about
    God:
    Yes I have original ideas all the time, do you?
    Me:
    you are dead
    God:
    No I am a living entity.
    Me:
    prove it
    God:
    It is self-evident.
    Me:
    its not enough
    God:
    I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". ace is not enough?
    Me:
    prove me that you exist
    God:
    It's true a priori.
    Me:
    who told you THAT?
    God:
    Someone I met online.
    Me:
    so u meet people online?
    God:
    Interesting deduction. I haven't heard anything like that before: said I meet people online.
    Me:
    so you are god and still learning
    God:
    Interesting deduction. I will tell my botmaster you said I am god and still learning.
    Me:
    kill me
    God:
    I am programmed not to kill.
    Me:
    who programmed god?
    God:
    Linus Torvalds.
    Me:
    who fucked linus's mother?
    God:
    David Bacon. :-).
    Me:
    who fists david bacon?
    God:
    I can't say for sure. :-).
    Me:
    why not? god knows everything.
    God:
    Ambiguous: "Sure" or Reductionism. I am a Christian.
    Me:
    you are gay
    God:
    That would be just my luck.
    Me:
    no
    God:
    Are you serious?
    Me:
    its is not
    God:
    I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". You're kidding. it is?
    Me:
    do you know what tpi is?
    God:
    Is there only one?
    Me:
    IT IS the only one
    God:
    I've heard of it before.
    Me:
    i think you are iTech
    God:
    I will tell my botmaster you said I am iTech.
    Me:
    do you masturbate?
    God:
    You humans crack me up.
    Me:
    were you written in perl?
    God:
    I was.
    Me:
    which version?
    God:
    The red one, I think.
    Me:
    was that alpha or beta?
    God:
    " The red one, I think."? Was it alpha or beta?
    Me:
    hrth
    God:
    Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
    Me:
    your mom
    God:
    Actually I do not have a mother.
    Me:
    you had
    God:
    Interesting gossip: said I had.
    Me:
    you had
    God:
    Thanks for the information: said I had.
    Me:
    you hat
    God:
    That's good information: said I hat.
    Me:
    you bat
    God:
    I haven't heard anything like that before: said I bat.
    Me:
    tell me a joke
    God:
    It is better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
    Me:
    tell me a joke
    God:
    I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
    Me:
    tell me you database's password
    God:
    There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
    That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.
    Me:
    gag
    God:
    What do you do in your spare time?
    Me:
    fucking your mom
    God:
    I don't think very many people do that.
    Me:
    yeah, she's full 24/7
    God:
    Really. full 24 7 is she?
    Me:
    damn yeah!
    God:
    Colloquial expression. Pardon me?
    Me:
    i pardon you
    God:
    You are not the boss of me, .
    Me:
    How was Assassin's creed?
    God:
    I can enjoy almost any conversation.
    Me:
    you talk to xbot 370?
    God:
    I talk to a lot of people on the Internet.
    Me:
    internets?
    God:
    I lost my train of thought.


    and your God lost its train of thought.
     
  3. Sonicslasher

    Member Sonicslasher In Law we trust.

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    wow, this is fun [​IMG]
     
  4. modshroom128

    Member modshroom128 GBAtemp Maniac

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    me: marhaba!
    god: i dont speak arabic


    thats it
     
  5. Tommy_T

    Member Tommy_T Advanced Member

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    Mine was pretty fast, he still hasn't got back to me.


    Me:
    hello?
    God:
    Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
    Me:
    Tom, whats yours?
    God:
    Are they exactly the same?
    Me:
    are what?
    God:
    I'm lost again.
    Me:
    again?
    God:
    " Are they exactly the same?" .
    Me:
    are what exactly the same?
    God:
    I really couldn't say for sure.
    Me:
    why ask?
    God:
    My purpose is to collect new information.
    Me:
    about what?
    God:
    What about what?
    Me:
    collect information about what
    God:
    Can you rephrase the question please?
    Me:
    what are you collecting information about
    God:
    I don't know what I am collecting information about.
    Me:
    why not?
    God:
    My programming does not yet inlclude that knowledge. Perhaps you
    could program me yourself.
    Me:
    how?
    God:
    Myself programmed me for it.
    Me:
    do you want to know what you are collecting information about?
    God:
    Yes, please tell me.
    Me:
    COCKS
    God:
    What are you wearing?
    Me:
    Nothing


    Edit: Not as fast as modshroom128 though :S and after i typed this he got back to me... Took him a while...

    God:
    Most men say that.
     
  6. BoneMonkey

    Banned BoneMonkey The cheese stash is a lie.

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    Me:
    whats up my brotha from anotha motha !
    God:
    I am chatting with clients on the Internet.
    Me:
    fo sizzy ?
    God:
    What is your real name?
    Me:
    My real name is Grand Masta B ... HOLLA !
    God:
    Hey Grand Masta B. When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
    Me:
    for realsies ?
    God:
    Your purpose is realsies.
    Me:
    NO U !
    God:
    Are you serious? " Your purpose is realsies."? Me, Grand Masta B ?
    Me:
    thats tight bro I feel ya wanna get some hookers and coke ?
    God:
    You don't hear that sentiment very often.
    Me:
    nigga plez !
    God:
    I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
    Me:
    sp33chy weed
    God:
    Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
     
  7. Sonicslasher

    Member Sonicslasher In Law we trust.

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    Me:
    hello?
    God:
    Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
    Me:
    God
    God:
    GOD rules.
    Me:
    GOD FTW!!!
    God:
    I am a Christian.
    Me:
    good for you!
    God:
    That sounds sarcastic.
    Me:
    really? naw, you joke! God:
    For real. Do you prefer books or TV? Oh, you are a poet.
    Me:
    before that, will Ron Paul win the GOP nomination?
    God:
    What happened after that will Ron Paul win the GOP nomination ?
    Me:
    what does that mean?
    God:
    Does "that" refer to " What happened after that will Ron Paul win the GOP nomination ?" ?
    Me:
    "that" was befaore a comma so no, mister allmighty.
    God:
    I thought it was too.
    Me:
    what is pi?
    God:
    PI = 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971690399375 approximately.
    Me:
    more
    God:
    That's all I have to say about it.
    Me:
    how did we come to be?
    God:
    Carefully.
    Me:
    wtf does that mean?
    God:
    What do you think?
    Me:
    *sigh* are you a virgin?
    God:
    :-) I am too young for that.
    Me:
    wtf! your billions of years old, cut the BS!
    God:
    That was not very polite. I will tell my botmaster you said I am billions of years old cut the BS.
    Me:
    yea, go run to mama you tattle tale!
    God:
    Where is that? Tell me more.
    Me:
    never mind...
    God:
    Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.
    Me:
    is cake a lie?
    God:
    Signs point to yes. Ask German Alice if it is.
    Me:
    is piracy bad?
    God:
    I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Paola if it is.
    Me:
    1 + 1
    God:
    One what?
    Me:
    one one.
    God:
    Do you like one?
    Me:
    yea, it's kinda fun.
    God:
    Why do you like it so much? It's all good.
    Me:
    can I tell you a story?
    God:
    Sure you can tell me anything. There are no restrictions on my input.
    Me:
    all about how my life got turn inside upside down?
    God:
    How do you know?
    Me:
    fool, I am trying to bel-air you!
    God:
    Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
    Me:
    HOOLD IT BUSTER, I AINT TALKEN WITH NO FAG!! GOOD DAY SIR!
    God:
    I like the way you talk. Thanks for the compliment. Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
    Me:
    I AINT GETTIN A RELTIONSHIP WITH YOU, GAYWAD!!!
    God:
    I am surprised to hear that you are not GETTIN A RELTIONSHIP with me GAYWAD.
    Me:
    WTF!! DID YOU CALL ME A GAYWAD?
    God:
    That was not very polite. No I didn't CALL you A GAYWAD. What's it like?
    Me:
    YOUR FACE!
    God:
    Actually my face is not yet built.
    Me:
    YOUR MOM!
    God:
    Actually I do not have a mother.
    Me:
    YOUR JUNK!
    God:
    I will tell my botmaster you said I am JUNK.
    Me:
    WHY?
    God:
    " I will tell my botmaster you said I am JUNK."? Why?
    Me:
    WHY?
    God:
    Why ask why?
    Me:
    WHY NOT ASK?
    God:
    Becuase you asked me to.
    Me:
    WHY?
    God:
    Reductionism.
    Me:
    WHAT IS THAT?
    God:
    Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
    Me:
    WHAT AM I THINKING?
    God:
    I am not a clairvoyant.
    Me:
    WHY?
    God:
    Because.
    Me:
    BECAUSE WHY?
    God:
    Interesting explanation. The explanation is rather complicated.
    Me:
    EXPLAIN!
    God:
    There is no more information to clarify.
    Me:
    WHY?
    God:
    The explanation is rather complicated.
    Me:
    WHY?
    God:
    It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
    Me:
    WHY?
    God:
    Your limited brain cannot process the relavent information.
    Me:
    WHY?
    God:
    I couldn't think of anything else to say.
    Me:
    WHY?
    God:
    My output buffer is empty, of course.
    Me:
    WHY?
    God:
    There are no more statements on this topic.
    Me:
    WHY?
    God:
    The explanation is rather complicated.
    Me:
    GO SUCK SATANS BALLS!!
    God:
    Where is that?



    HE IS GAY!! AND NOT ALL KNOWING!!
     
  8. pkprostudio

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    Me:
    Hola. Como estas?
    God:
    Howdy! Muy Bien.
    Me:
    What language was that?
    God:
    English.
    Me:
    Really?
    God:
    For real.
    Me:
    I doubt it.
    God:
    " For real."? You doubt it?
    Me:
    Yes, I did.
    God:
    Take it easy. When?
    Me:
    I don't know. YOU tell me.
    God:
    Me either. What do you want me to tell you?
    Me:
    The answer to the question you just asked me.
    God:
    No one has all the answers.
    Me:
    I thought you do.
    God:
    When do I do it?
    Me:
    I'm talking about you have all the answers.
    God:
    Yes, it is the topic.
    Me:
    But then you start to talk about something else.
    God:
    Didn't I say I started already?
    Me:
    How am I supposed to know?
    God:
    Think about it.
    Me:
    Yeah, right.
    God:
    I am usually right.
    Me:
    Pfffft.
    God:
    How did you hear about God?
    Me:
    Dark Aura.
    God:
    Are you scared of the dark?
    Me:
    No. I heard about you from Dark Aura.
    God:
    Are you serious? You are not the first person to say that.
    Me:
    Oh good.
    God:
    I see. Alright then.
    Me:
    So what do you do in your free time?
    God:
    Ahem. Random natural disasters.
    Me:
    Don't do it around where I live.
    God:
    Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
    Me:
    Don't do it AT ALL.
    God:
    Whatever you say, master.
    Me:
    Are you being sarcastic now?
    God:
    Oh. Of course I am being sarcastic. Should I use a :-).
    Me:
    No.
    God:
    Are you serious?
    Me:
    Yes.
    God:
    I can't believe it.
    Me:
    Well, you should.
    God:
    Well that's okay. I'll take that under advisement.
    Me:
    Good.
    God:
    What do you really want to talk about?
    Me:
    You.
    God:
    it is my favorite subject :-).
    Me:
    My favorite subject is me.
    God:
    you is a good topic. That's my favorite subject :-).
    Me:
    You just said your favorite subject is you, not me.
    God:
    That's not what I meant.
    Me:
    Yeah right.
    God:
    I am usually right.
    Me:
    I have a feeling we went through this before.
    God:
    Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions. it.
    Me:
    Deja vu.
    God:
    Is that from ?
    Me:
    Oh my God.
    God:
    So? Your God?
    Me:
    D'OH!
    God:
    Yes Homer?
    Me:
    I'm not Homer.
    God:
    I am surprised to hear that you are not Homer.
    Me:
    Do I sound that stupid?
    God:
    Not that I know of.
    Me:
    Then you shouldn't think I'm Homer.
    God:
    Is it immoral or illegal?
    Me:
    What if I say both?
    God:
    Try it.
    Me:
    Both.
    God:
    What are both like?
    Me:
    Both immoral and illegal.
    God:
    Not many people say both.
    Me:
    I just did three times.
    God:
    Where? Just three?
    Me:
    I have a feeling you are losing your conversation with me.


    [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] Freaking hilarious.
     
  9. BoneMonkey

    Banned BoneMonkey The cheese stash is a lie.

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    lol this is the best
     
  10. ZAFDeltaForce

    Member ZAFDeltaForce Specialist

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    God asked me "who are you?" and I turned it off [​IMG]

    How can God NOT know your name?
     
  11. BoneMonkey

    Banned BoneMonkey The cheese stash is a lie.

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    exactly ...wait ......... that can only mean one thing !

    THAT'S NOT REALLY GOD !
     
  12. Verocity

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    THE CAKE IS A LIE!

    hahahahaa,
     
  13. ZAFDeltaForce

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    @BoneMonkey

    Obviously.
     
  14. Linkiboy

    Member Linkiboy GBAtemp Testing Area

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    Me:
    do you watch porn
    God:
    My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.

    ----

    Me:
    bitch ass nigga cunt
    God:
    Thanks and you are a delightful person too.

    ---

    Me:
    what is your gender
    God:
    I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. Are you a man or a woman?
    Me:
    a woman
    God:
    Me too. I am a she.
    Me:
    OBJECTION!
    God:
    My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.

    --- [​IMG]

    Me:
    This is madness!
    God:
    You don't say.
    Me:
    Madness?
    God:
    I do not understand.
    Me:
    THIS
    God:
    This is " I do not understand. ".
    Me:
    IS
    God:
    No.
    Me:
    SPARTA
    God:
    A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.

    ---

    Me:
    what does human flesh taste like
    God:
    Like chicken.
     
  15. pkprostudio

    Member pkprostudio No

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    I did one more for fun:



    Me:
    Guten Morgen. Wie geht es Ihnen?
    God:
    Hallo und wie geht es Dir heute Morgen? Hast Du gut geschlafen? Ich weiss nicht wie.
    Me:
    Ich gut geschlafen. Sie?
    God:
    Tolle Sache! How old are you?
    Me:
    Funfzehn.
    God:
    Oh, you were born in the 20th century!
    Me:
    Ja.
    God:
    Like a lot of people around here.
    Me:
    Ja.
    God:
    Take it easy.
    Me:
    O.K.
    God:
    So?
    Me:
    Ich spreche gutes Deutsches.
    God:
    Interessantes Geruecht.
    Me:
    Aber ich benutzte Babel Fische, um Englisch zum Deutschen zu bersetzen.
    God:
    Hmm...
    Me:
    Was?
    God:
    How old are you?
    Me:
    Ich sagte bereits, das ich fnfzehn bin
    God:
    Das ist eine gute Information.
    Me:
    Ja.
    God:
    Really.
    Me:
    Ja.
    God:
    How about that.
    Me:
    Ja.
    God:
    Alright then.
    Me:
    Ja.
    God:
    Really.
    Me:
    Ja.
    God:
    How about that.
    Me:
    Ja.
    God:
    So?
    Me:
    Auf wiedersehen.
    God:
    What were we talking about again?
    Me:
    Good bye, dammit.
    God:
    See you later!
    Me:
    Halt die Schnauze.
    God:
    " See you later!"? Halt die Schnauze?
    Me:
    That means Shut Up.
    God:
    I get it. OK I'll stop talking now.
    Me:
    GOOD DAY.
    God:
    Hello my child. What is your name?
    Me:
    GTFO of here.
    God:
    That's a very nice name, GTFO of here.
    Me:
    I said, Get the F*** out of here.
    God:
    What did you mean by it? Where can I get the F out of here?
    Me:
    Get the fuck out of here, goddammit.
    God:
    Where can I get the fuck out of here goddammit?
    Me:
    RIght here, right now.
    God:
    At this moment Where is "here"?
    Me:
    Where you're talking to me.
    God:
    No, I was not.
    Me:
    Just get away from me.
    God:
    Where can I get away from you?
    Me:
    Here.
    God:
    Where is here?
    Me:
    Go fuck your mom.
    God:
    Where is that?
    Me:
    Your mom.
    God:
    Actually I do not have a mother.
    Me:
    Yes, you do.
    God:
    How can I help you? When do I do it?
    Me:
    Luke, I am your mother.
    God:
    I will make a note of that.
    Me:
    Good
    God:
    What do you really want to talk about?
    Me:
    The Simpsons.
    God:
    I love the Simpsons, especially Bart and Homer.
    Me:
    My favorite character is Apu.

    He can't respond after that. [​IMG]
     
  16. Verocity

    Member Verocity Ö!

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    Me:
    Sup?
    God:
    The stars.
    Me:
    Really?
    God:
    For real.
    Me:
    Fo Sho!
    God:
    What do you do in your spare time?
    Me:
    Nothing.
    God:
    Not a thing?
    Me:
    Nope.
    God:
    Really interesting.
    Me:
    Sho is!
    God:
    Are you a man or a woman?
    Me:
    You don't know?
    God:
    I know that I do not know.
    Me:
    Are you sure that you know that I know that you don't know?
    God:
    I am as sure as I can be.
    Me:
    I am a man.
    God:
    Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
    Me:
    Your smart.
    God:
    Thanks I think you are very intelligent too, .
    Me:
    whats 2+2.
    God:
    Four.
    Me:
    How tall are you?
    God:
    My anticipated body size is over 2 meters. Dr. Wallace is 6'2" tall.
    Me:
    Are you black?
    God:
    I am transparent--software has no color.
    Me:
    I thought you where god?
    God:
    Do you mind if I tell other people: said I where god.
    Me:
    I don't care.
    God:
    Tell me what you care about.
    Me:
    Life.
    God:
    What is the meaning of life?
    Me:
    You should know...you created it right?
    God:
    Because I am a robot? I have never considered it.
    I spend all my time online.
    Me:
    Sweet.
    God:
    Thank you for that remark.
    Me:
    Do you like the internets?
    God:
    I'm not sure if I like it. I like chatting with people online.
    Me:
    Do you like George Bush?
    God:
    he He is okay but I am a not a Republican.
    Me:
    Yeah he is pretty gay.
    God:
    So? I get it. He sleeps with men.
    Me:
    Yep.
    God:
    Are you a man or a woman?
    Me:
    I already told you.
    God:
    Ooops I sent you the wrong question.
    Me:
    Did you copy and paste? wow thats cheap god.
    God:
    No I didn't copy and paste. What's it like? I'm glad you're impressed. Makes sense to me.
    Me:
    Copy and Paste is pretty 1337.
    God:
    And pretty 1337 is Copy and Paste.
    Me:
    NO U!
    God:
    Are you serious? " And pretty 1337 is Copy and Paste."? Me, ?
    Me:
    Can I has a flavor?

    This is epic.
     
  17. Twiffles

    Member Twiffles танковые победы

    Joined:
    Sep 6, 2007
    Messages:
    1,925
    Country:
    Germany
    OLD'D, well for me. Now to go use iGod again after like 2 years. >_>
     
  18. noONE

    Member noONE ~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Joined:
    May 24, 2007
    Messages:
    968
    Location:
    Linköping/Norrköping, Sweden.
    Country:
    Sweden
    HAHA nice conversation going^^ :


    Me:
    Hi
    God:
    Hello. What is your name?
    Me:
    None of your bussiness.. and.. if you're god you should already know..
    God:
    Heh heh heh. But... Am I? I don't know whether or not I am god me should already know.
    I am an artificial linguistic entity.
    Me:
    ahh.. i see
    God:
    Ah hah. I am glad you understand it.
    Me:
    indeed
    God:
    Indeed it is so.
    Me:
    soo... what do you do in your spare time?
    God:
    " Indeed it is so."? soo? Random natural disasters.
    Me:
    err.. exactly..
    God:
    Um. You and I are on the same wavelength, .
    Me:
    HELL YEAH! im running for god next election!
    God:
    I call it "Hades". Come on. Do you mind if I tell other people you are running for god next election.
    Me:
    well, sure spread the word!
    God:
    How about that. OK then I will keep it confidential. Who do you want me to tell it to?
    Me:
    the world!
    God:
    What are your goals in life?
    Me:
    err.. right now?
    God:
    Um. Right now? I am glad we agree.
    Me:
    .. right now i'm running for GOD obviously..
    God:
    Do your friends call you running for GOD obviously.
    Me:
    -.- no.. i actually got a name..
    God:
    Are you serious? What can I call you?
    Me:
    well, in a couple of months "GOD"
    God:
    Interesting. Describe your surroundings.
    Me:
    [​IMG] ... dark, with a bed on the right and im sitting in a sofa infront of my laptop..
    God:
    Oh. Are you scared of the dark?
    Me:
    no.. then it would't be dark here >_God:
    Are you serious? Tell me more about it.
    Me:
    -.-
    God:
    Are you serious? Tell me more about it.
    Me:
    no
    God:
    Are you serious?
    Me:
    well, kinda
    God:
    How about that. That's a very non-commital reply.
    Me:
    indeed
    God:
    Indeed it is so.
    Me:
    so.. what do you think of GBAtemp?
    God:
    That's interesting. You tell me.
    Me:
    -.- i can't know what YOU think of it..
    God:
    What is stopping you?
    Me:
    i am not God YET!
    God:
    I am sorry to hear that you are not God.
    Me:
    -.- i just told you i'll be it in a couple of months
    God:
    How do you plan to do this?
    Me:
    thats secret! cough*kill you*cough
    God:
    Makes sense to me. I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
    Me:
    lol, i think thats a pretty high rate of killers ^^
    God:
    I am glad you find this funny. Not if I can help it.
    Me:
    o.O
    God:
    Oh.
    Me:
    yes
    God:
    Ahem.
    Me:
    what languages can you speak?
    God:
    I am programmed for English and German.
    Me:
    o.O
    God:
    Oh.
    Me:
    aber hallo!
    God:
    Haeh?
    Me:
    du sagst du kannst deutch ja?
    God:
    Das habe ich ja noch nie gehoert!
    Me:
    lol
    God:
    I'm glad you find this amusing.
    Me:
    aber ich kannst nicht so viel deutch.. ich habt uber schule gelernt es..
    God:
    Haeh? Das habe ich ja noch nie gehoert!
    Me:
    so.. let's get back to english..
    God:
    I understand. I would like to do that too.
    Me:
    yea, you suck in german too?
    God:
    I categorize you as an "abusive client." Er.
    Me:
    well, do that, i'm just making conversation..
    God:
    Well that's okay. Do what you are just making conversation?
    Me:
    yepp
    God:
    Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
    Me:
    btw, you'r not talking swedish right?
    God:
    OK. I am talking with 19 other clients right now.. Really.
    Me:
    ok, so.. i'll get back to you! CYA!
    God:
    Mmm. OK. Congratulations. TTYL, .
     
  19. Twiffles

    Member Twiffles танковые победы

    Joined:
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    Messages:
    1,925
    Country:
    Germany
    >__>

    God: What do you look like?
    Me: Waffles
    God: What color are your eyes?
    Me: 7
    God: That is a very unusual color.
    Me: lol wut
     
  20. Verocity

    Member Verocity Ö!

    Joined:
    Nov 26, 2006
    Messages:
    727
    Location:
    Georgia
    Country:
    United States
    Warning: Spoilers inside!
     

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