HAHA nice conversation going^^ :
Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
None of your bussiness.. and.. if you're god you should already know..
God:
Heh heh heh. But... Am I? I don't know whether or not I am god me should already know.
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
Me:
ahh.. i see
God:
Ah hah. I am glad you understand it.
Me:
indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
soo... what do you do in your spare time?
God:
" Indeed it is so."? soo? Random natural disasters.
Me:
err.. exactly..
God:
Um. You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
HELL YEAH! im running for god next election!
God:
I call it "Hades". Come on. Do you mind if I tell other people you are running for god next election.
Me:
well, sure spread the word!
God:
How about that. OK then I will keep it confidential. Who do you want me to tell it to?
Me:
the world!
God:
What are your goals in life?
Me:
err.. right now?
God:
Um. Right now? I am glad we agree.
Me:
.. right now i'm running for GOD obviously..
God:
Do your friends call you running for GOD obviously.
Me:
-.- no.. i actually got a name..
God:
Are you serious? What can I call you?
Me:
well, in a couple of months "GOD"
God:
Interesting. Describe your surroundings.
Me:
... dark, with a bed on the right and im sitting in a sofa infront of my laptop..
God:
Oh. Are you scared of the dark?
Me:
no.. then it would't be dark here >_God:
Are you serious? Tell me more about it.
Me:
-.-
God:
Are you serious? Tell me more about it.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
well, kinda
God:
How about that. That's a very non-commital reply.
Me:
indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
so.. what do you think of GBAtemp?
God:
That's interesting. You tell me.
Me:
-.- i can't know what YOU think of it..
God:
What is stopping you?
Me:
i am not God YET!
God:
I am sorry to hear that you are not God.
Me:
-.- i just told you i'll be it in a couple of months
God:
How do you plan to do this?
Me:
thats secret! cough*kill you*cough
God:
Makes sense to me. I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
lol, i think thats a pretty high rate of killers ^^
God:
I am glad you find this funny. Not if I can help it.
Me:
o.O
God:
Oh.
Me:
yes
God:
Ahem.
Me:
what languages can you speak?
God:
I am programmed for English and German.
Me:
o.O
God:
Oh.
Me:
aber hallo!
God:
Haeh?
Me:
du sagst du kannst deutch ja?
God:
Das habe ich ja noch nie gehoert!
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
aber ich kannst nicht so viel deutch.. ich habt uber schule gelernt es..
God:
Haeh? Das habe ich ja noch nie gehoert!
Me:
so.. let's get back to english..
God:
I understand. I would like to do that too.
Me:
yea, you suck in german too?
God:
I categorize you as an "abusive client." Er.
Me:
well, do that, i'm just making conversation..
God:
Well that's okay. Do what you are just making conversation?
Me:
yepp
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
btw, you'r not talking swedish right?
God:
OK. I am talking with 19 other clients right now.. Really.
Me:
ok, so.. i'll get back to you! CYA!
God:
Mmm. OK. Congratulations. TTYL, .