Believe me, working in retail is where you get the funniest shit.
I work the electronics desk at target sometimes and I'll never forget when this BIG black lady and her son came up to the desk.
Her: Do you do returns here sir?!
Me: No ma'am, returns are done at the service desk, may I ask what you need help with?
Her: I bought this damn game here, and it don't work on my sons Gameboy.
Son: It's A DS mom!
Her: BOY SHUT UP AND LET ME TALK
Me: (amused) May I ask what the problem was?
Her: WELL, y'all's damn department never took the security tab off the game!
Me: (confused) well let me take a look at the game, an ill see what I can do.
(Hands me a 3DS cart of Luigis Mansion Dark Moon)
Me: Uh ma'am, this is a 3DS cart.
Her: Yea... What's yo point.
Me: So it does not work on a Regular DSlite.
Her: NU-UH, don't gimmie dat shit, it says DS on the box, so it's a DS game, it'll work on a DS, just take off that security tab right there!
Me: Ma'am that's not a security tab, that's just a part of the cart to differentiate between a DS game and a 3DS game.
Her: BOY, I ain't dealin with this shit, don't be lying to me now, just do what I asked you.
Me: (slightly annoyed now.) Allow me to show you ma'am.
(Pulls 3DS out of pocket and pops Cart out of slot)
Me: You see ma'am, this isn't a security tab. It's a part of the game, all 3DS games look like this. And a 3DS is COMPLETELY different from a regular DS. Notice the cameras and other added features? It's an entirely new entity.
Her: ... Well Damn then, y'all need some different advertising or some shit, call it something else, take that DS out of the title or some shit.
Me: Well ma'am, we don't call it that, Nintendo gives the names, we just sell them.
Her: WELL TELL THEM THEIR NAMIN PEOPLE NEED TO MAKE SOME BETTER MUTHAFUCKIN NAMES THEN.
(Storms off)
... I'll do that.