NINTENDO HIRE THIS MAN

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There's a man who has artistic vision,
He's showing up Nintendo with each decision,
He makes it in a flash,
And all the assets clash,
Do his artistic skills know no boundaries?

Nintendo, hire this man,
Nintendo, hire this man,
He's using Unreal Engine in any way he can,

Take Mario's model for the first step,
And put him in a field filled with stock assets,
Then adjust the lighting gain,
And though it runs at 40 frames,
This man's still a master of the medium,

Nintendo, hire this man,
Nintendo, hire this man,
He's using Unreal Engine in any way he can,

Make a model's textures look realistic,
With no regard for artstyle or the aesthetic,
Oh, crank the bloom and then,
It'll really look next gen,
This man truly is a fucking genius,

Nintendo, hire this man,
Nintendo, hire this man,
He's using Unreal Engine in any way he can.
 
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I've been watching these Unreal Engine fan games for over 6 years now.

First.... Nintendo has to make a decent console capable of running these kind of engines....

No... wait... that's a lie...

Nintendo needs to care about all of this in the first place... which seems far from reality.
 

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I've been watching these Unreal Engine fan games for over 6 years now.

First.... Nintendo has to make a decent console capable of running these kind of engines....
The switch can run UE4.
Nintendo needs to care about all of this in the first place... which seems far from reality.
They don't because all of these UE "remakes" suck ass.
 
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I've been watching these Unreal Engine fan games for over 6 years now.

First.... Nintendo has to make a decent console capable of running these kind of engines....

No... wait... that's a lie...

Nintendo needs to care about all of this in the first place... which seems far from reality.

The Switch currently supports Unreal Engine 4. Additionally, the Wii U had Unreal Engine 3 support. What are you talking about?
 
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There's a man who has artistic vision,
He's showing up Nintendo with each decision,
He makes it in a flash,
And all the assets clash,
Do his artistic skills know no boundaries?

Nintendo, hire this man,
Nintendo, hire this man,
He's using Unreal Engine in any way he can,

Take Mario's model for the first step,
And put him in a field filled with stock assets,
Then adjust the lighting gain,
And though it runs at 40 frames,
This man's still a master of the medium,

Nintendo, hire this man,
Nintendo, hire this man,
He's using Unreal Engine in any way he can,

Make a model's textures look realistic,
With no regard for artstyle or the aesthetic,
Oh, crank the bloom and then,
It'll really look next gen,
This man truly is a fucking genius,

Nintendo, hire this man,
Nintendo, hire this man,
He's using Unreal Engine in any way he can.

Mario's animations look a bit jank, otherwise this looks absolutely incredible.
 

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