My dad almost died

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Well, not really. He fell of a chair. The chair was half broken and when he sit on it he fell. Then he said: JESUS CHRIST I almost died. That's when I started to laugh like a maniac. Even my mom did. My dad was always a pussy. Whenever he hurts himself he thinks it's something fatal and whole world should help him. Funny guy.
 
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wow in a way tht was a relief

thought he'd actually died, shame about the chair
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In the list of topics at the side of the main page it said
My dad almost died by cracker.
I thought there'd been a terrible biscuit related incident
 

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L-Lawliet said:
In the list of topics at the side of the main page it said
My dad almost died by cracker.
I thought there'd been a terrible biscuit related incident

That could happen too sometime. My dad is unpredictable.
 

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L-Lawliet said:
In the list of topics at the side of the main page it said
My dad almost died by cracker.
I thought there'd been a terrible biscuit related incident
Or perhaps an act of hate crime if the OP was non-white
 
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Totally unexpected. Though this was going to be some sad story about how your dad had a close encounter with death....
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