My dad almost died

[Bake]

Well, not really. He fell of a chair. The chair was half broken and when he sit on it he fell. Then he said: JESUS CHRIST I almost died. That's when I started to laugh like a maniac. Even my mom did. My dad was always a pussy. Whenever he hurts himself he thinks it's something fatal and whole world should help him. Funny guy.

 

[Guild McCommunist]

Lol. And I thought this was going to be some super downer thread like "We just got into a car accident. I'm unhurt but my dad got impaled by the steering wheel."

 

[Raika]

Not the kind of thread I was expecting...

 

[Danny600kill]

wow in a way tht was a relief

thought he'd actually died, shame about the chair

 

[Theraima]

Damn you, thought this was serious.. But it turned out to be a pretty funny story

 

[rockstar99]

you scared me there

 

[cracker]

I've seen this happen at least 3 times to family members and it never gets old...

 

[L-Lawliet]

In the list of topics at the side of the main page it said
My dad almost died by cracker.
I thought there'd been a terrible biscuit related incident

 

[Bake]

In the list of topics at the side of the main page it said
My dad almost died by cracker.
I thought there'd been a terrible biscuit related incident

That could happen too sometime. My dad is unpredictable.

 

[Maz7006]

Not the kind of thread I was expecting...

same.

 

[Law]

That's not funny man, my brother died that way

 

[Mangofett]

In the list of topics at the side of the main page it said
My dad almost died by cracker.
I thought there'd been a terrible biscuit related incident

Or perhaps an act of hate crime if the OP was non-white

 

[bach3609]

haha, i can imagine your dad.

 

[david432111]

Wasn't what I was expecting either...

@Law
Really?

 

[Tanas]

That's not funny man, my brother died that way

Yes it was

 

[luke_c]

Misleading topic title much?

 

[Advi]

I lol'd.

 

[Deleted_171835]

Totally unexpected. Though this was going to be some sad story about how your dad had a close encounter with death....

 

[VashTS]

my dad did die in june of cancer

 

[blackdragonbaham]

goddamn, wtf, reminds me of what my german teacher said every time he saw us balancing sitting on the chair, ''quit it, if you fall you won't be fine, perhaps wake up at hospital''