Oh look it's that time of the month again I see *sigh*
When you ask to hack your Switch, we present to you the options available. Why are these the only options available? Because that is the limit of our knowledge at this point in time and with what we do know right now, barring something new being discovered, there isn't an alternative.
The same can be said for almost anything. Why can't we cure cancer better/faster/safer? Why can't I teleport or time travel? Why do I still have to fly on a plane? Is there a universe/timeline where those things are possible? Who knows? Objectively, I cannot tell you it is impossible. But in terms of PROBABILITY, it is so low, it may as well be zero. And you certainly don't see me kicking up a fuss about it.
Now onto your points about the joycon pins. I have to admit it is a step up from your previous posts albeit not much but I digress. Many people in the past have made this mistake. Have you looked at X? Why don't you look at Y? To make a good suggestion, you need to able to show that there is merit in looking into it, that there is something to learn other than the fact that it is a dead end. Otherwise, it is no different from me telling cancer researchers to look into cyanide as a cure. I mean, sure it kills a whole lot of things. And cancer cells are a bunch of things. Not exactly a hill I want to die on though
We don't dictate what options are available. We are not out here having a giggle while hiding a better option just for kicks.
There is no war in Ba Sing Se.
Oh and protip: You are not in any position to demand for anything.
You know what is available. Take it or leave it. Welcome to the real world.