Jesus Christ, why do Nintendo Switch Game Cards taste like Satan's rotten asshole?!

[Deleted User]

try licking your switch's game cards.
if you have slightly more regard for your games, just swipe your finger on the area above the contacts and lick your finger.
seriously, the fuck?

 

[Deleted User]

It's because I shat on all game cards before they were released huehuehuehue I'm not funny

 

[The Catboy]

I will have you know, that I have personally licked Satan's asshole. Switch games tastes worse than that.

 

[Columbo2811]

The price of some of the games leaves a bad taste in ya mouth too

 

[Subtle Demise]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denatonium

 

[Alex658]

It was done on purpose. But i do wonder who took the samples out of Satan's ass and mass produced it...

 

[The Catboy]

It was done on purpose. But i do wonder who took the samples out of Satan's ass and mass produced it...

I will have you know, that I have personally licked Satan's asshole. Switch games tastes worse than that.

 

[EthanAddict]

Because you must be dumb to lick a gamecard, NOBODY DOES IT...

 

[Imacaredformy2ds]

Because you must be dumb to lick a gamecard, NOBODY DOES IT...

>Babies

 

[einhuman197]

Yeah and babies learn that it isn't a good idea because it tastes horrible. Learning by doing.

 

[supergamer368]

Wii U discs taste like bad sales. Switch games can't taste much worse, amirite? hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo boy i need some advil

 

[Noctosphere]

i just swept my finger on my botw switch card and licked my finger

Spoiler: my face

 

[Master Dimentio]

try licking your switch's game cards.
if you have slightly more regard for your games, just swipe your finger on the area above the contacts and lick your finger.
seriously, the fuck?

Because you touch yourself at night.

 

[Alex4U]

so... satan ass tastes like Switch cartridges? mmmmmmmmmm tasty❤