1. Deleted User

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    try licking your switch's game cards.
    if you have slightly more regard for your games, just swipe your finger on the area above the contacts and lick your finger.
    seriously, the fuck?
     
  2. Deleted User

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    It's because I shat on all game cards before they were released huehuehuehue I'm not funny
     
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  3. Lilith Valentine

    Lilith Valentine GBATemp's Official Cubi: Awkwardly cute
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    I will have you know, that I have personally licked Satan's asshole. Switch games tastes worse than that.
     
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  4. Columbo2811

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    The price of some of the games leaves a bad taste in ya mouth too
     
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    It was done on purpose. But i do wonder who took the samples out of Satan's ass and mass produced it...
     
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  8. EthanAddict

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    Because you must be dumb to lick a gamecard, NOBODY DOES IT...
     
  9. Imacaredformy2ds

    Imacaredformy2ds Smartass
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    >Babies
     
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  10. einhuman197

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    Yeah and babies learn that it isn't a good idea because it tastes horrible. Learning by doing.
     
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  11. supergamer368

    supergamer368 Mostly lurker, full idiot
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    Wii U discs taste like bad sales. Switch games can't taste much worse, amirite? hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo boy i need some advil
     
  12. Noctosphere

    Noctosphere Adoptive father of Zelda
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    i just swept my finger on my botw switch card and licked my finger
    [​IMG]
     
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    Master Dimentio The Pleaser Of Crowds
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    Because you touch yourself at night.
     
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  14. Alex4U

    Alex4U i like pancakes
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    so... satan ass tastes like Switch cartridges? mmmmmmmmmm tasty❤
     
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