Jesus Christ, why do Nintendo Switch Game Cards taste like Satan's rotten asshole?!

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  1. Petraplexity
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    Petraplexity Fidget-Spinning Spicy Memelord™

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    try licking your switch's game cards.
    if you have slightly more regard for your games, just swipe your finger on the area above the contacts and lick your finger.
    seriously, the fuck?
     
  2. B_E_P_I_S_M_A_N

    B_E_P_I_S_M_A_N I'm better than you I think

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    It's because I shat on all game cards before they were released huehuehuehue I'm not funny
     
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  3. Lilith Valentine

    Lilith Valentine GBATemp's Wolf-husky™ Embrace yourself

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    I will have you know, that I have personally licked Satan's asshole. Switch games tastes worse than that.
     
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  4. Columbo2811

    Columbo2811 GBAtemp Maniac

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    The price of some of the games leaves a bad taste in ya mouth too
     
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  6. Alex658

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    It was done on purpose. But i do wonder who took the samples out of Satan's ass and mass produced it...
     
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  8. EthanAddict

    EthanAddict An investment to nothingness

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    Because you must be dumb to lick a gamecard, NOBODY DOES IT...
     
  9. Imacaredformy2ds

    Imacaredformy2ds Smartass

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    >Babies
     
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  10. einhuman197

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    Inside your bootloader (´◉◞౪◟◉)
    Yeah and babies learn that it isn't a good idea because it tastes horrible. Learning by doing.
     
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  11. supergamer368

    supergamer368 yeeeeeoooowwwww

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    Wii U discs taste like bad sales. Switch games can't taste much worse, amirite? hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo boy i need some advil
     
  12. Noctosphere

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    i just swept my finger on my botw switch card and licked my finger
    my face
     
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  13. Master Dimentio

    Master Dimentio The Pleaser Of Crowds

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  14. Alex4U

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    so... satan ass tastes like Switch cartridges? mmmmmmmmmm tasty❤
     
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