i need help my keyboard is on fire
The easiest way to put this out is probably to start removing keys individually until there arent any more to burn. The fire will go out on its own.
I would suggest stop lurking on the internet. This is gonna require a list.
Go out side. Remember to wear sunglasses and sun screen because everyone on the Temp is a pasty white mass.
Speaking of mass, join a gym. You should also adjust your diet to health foods, green and protein. Now im not suggesting you go all muscle head and get ripped, but get in shape. Start losing weight and youll feel better yourself.
Next you should start working on your small talk. Use the F.O.R.D. method. Family, Occupation, Recreation, Dreams.
If you need more, let me know.
I does one go about seeking a relationship with Selena Gomez?
Use the methods ive described above. Then move on to the next step.
Track her down on Facebook, Twitter, and any other general social network site. Find teen magazines and enter as many "win a date with a celeb" contents as you can. Win the contest. Hang out with SG for the day. Take pictures, small chat, and try advancing to first base as soon as possible. Take her to a bar or something. Order her a drink. While she isnt looking, slip some sort of drug into her shiz and shes yours for the night.
BONUS ROUND, make off with her kidneys. Sell one, keep the other for EVER!
My penis is on fire and my feet are nailed to the ground. The only items in reach are a keyboard, mouse, monitor, microphone, headphones, desk chair, stapler, hot glue gun, pen, silica gel, a private island, a hammer, and a fire extinguisher. What do?
IF your computer is on, i suggest emailing the local fire department.
IF not, strap your self in. Sit down in the chair and grab the pen. You are gonna need it to preform surgery on yourself. Use the pen and create an incision near your lower ribs. Once thats big enough to get your fist into, reach in and break off your bottom two ribs from both side. Pull them out and throw them away. You dont need them anymore. Use the stapler to close up the wound and hot glue any of the still open cuts. Use the hammer if some of the staples arent going in deep enough.
Now you should be able to bend over far enough to suck your own penis. This way, you can start sucking off the flames from your ween.
You are welcome.