BORTZ

BORTZ

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DQXI: 10/10 everything except the MIDI sampled music. It cripples the game so badly, its hard to enjoy the rest of the game. WTF Squeenix Nov 5, 2018

Tired of being the good guy, Male, 29, from Pittsburgh

BORTZ was last seen:
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    1. BORTZ
      BORTZ
      DQXI: 10/10 everything except the MIDI sampled music. It cripples the game so badly, its hard to enjoy the rest of the game. WTF Squeenix
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    2. BORTZ
      BORTZ
      You guys remember the year of Luigi? What a weird year.
      1. VinsCool and Mazamin like this.
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      3. SANIC
        SANIC
        Super Mario 3D World was an amazing game.
        Oct 27, 2018
        NutymcNuty and BORTZ like this.
      4. GhostLatte
        GhostLatte
        Still waiting on the year of bortzy
        Nov 12, 2018 at 7:48 PM
      5. BORTZ
        BORTZ
        Maybe when we get to 2019 we can start a thread and everyone will change their avatars to spiderman
        Nov 12, 2018 at 8:00 PM
        GhostLatte likes this.
    3. Sathya
      Sathya
      your wife is beautiful
    4. BORTZ
      BORTZ
      Would anyone be willing to make me a custom 3DS boot up splash video?
    5. BORTZ
      BORTZ
      WELL JANGLE ME MONOCLE
      1. Owenge, VinsCool and AtsuNii like this.
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      3. shaunj66
        shaunj66
        Is that a euphemism? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
        Sep 26, 2018
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      4. BORTZ
        BORTZ
        (●´ω`●)
        Sep 26, 2018
      5. Owenge
        Owenge
        (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)
        Sep 27, 2018
        BORTZ likes this.
    6. kikongokiller
      kikongokiller
      I'm onto you.
      1. BORTZ
        BORTZ
        I would say it's quite the opposite
        Sep 13, 2018
      2. DinohScene
        DinohScene
        ^ can confirm that being true!
        Sep 14, 2018
      3. kikongokiller
        kikongokiller
        Where's the evidence?
        Sep 14, 2018
    7. Chary
      Chary
      1. BORTZ likes this.
    8. BORTZ
      BORTZ
      Dragon Quest XI, Destiny 2 Forsaken, AND Spiderman all within 3 days??? halp
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      2. BORTZ
        BORTZ
        I'm scared lol
        Sep 5, 2018
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      3. Chary
        Chary
        just throw your wallet at the games, its all they want!!!
        Sep 5, 2018
      4. BORTZ
        BORTZ
        HA! I already bought them, I am scared of how much time is going to slip away just playing Destiny alone
        Sep 5, 2018
        Chary likes this.
    9. BORTZ
      BORTZ
      Dragon Quest XI snuck up on me! I have to go to Target tonight!
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      3. BORTZ
        BORTZ
        Dragon Quest 8 was certainly a thing I was aware of but I didn't really get on board quick enough with it and I fell by the wayside. I played mostly the Monster games, Getting Joker 1 in early 2008, and waiting for what felt like an eternity for Joker 2 later in 2011. It wasnt until after I graduated college that I gave DQ4 as try.
        Sep 4, 2018
      4. zoogie
        zoogie
        I played the first dragon quest (dragon warrior then) when it came out and loved it. But subsequent games didn't hold my attention. Then IX came out for the DS and I fell in love with the series again. Will give this new one a shot. Shame the unique 3ds version won't be localized.
        Sep 4, 2018
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      5. BORTZ
        BORTZ
        I am glad to have it on my PS4. But DUDE, yeah, what happened to the 3DS port??? I won't complain.
        Sep 5, 2018
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    11. BORTZ
      BORTZ
      Burnout Paradise, while inferior to 3/Revenge, is still fun. That said, its really hard to follow a map while racing at +100mph
      1. kikongokiller
        kikongokiller
        You get used to keeping one eye on the map and one on the road. It's like being a chameleon with independent eyes!
        Aug 14, 2018
        Chary likes this.
      2. Chary
        Chary
        Paradise's "HD" re-release did well...EA plz gib 3 remake on PC
        Aug 14, 2018
      3. BORTZ
        BORTZ
        Yeah that's what I'm playing. When I have my worktop all set up, I play Revenge on PCSX2.
        Aug 14, 2018
    12. BORTZ
      BORTZ
      [3DS ROM hoarding intensifies]
      1. Scarlet
        Scarlet
        but that's illegal ;O;
        Aug 11, 2018
        TheVinAnator and BORTZ like this.
      2. Chary
        Chary
        You stole my status ;O;
        Aug 11, 2018
        Eix, TheVinAnator and BORTZ like this.
      3. BORTZ
        BORTZ
        I AM THE LAW

        Did I??? whoops LOL
        Aug 11, 2018
        TheVinAnator, Scarlet and Chary like this.
    13. VinLark
      VinLark
      A black GBATemp patreon banner, I see you are a man of culture as well.
      1. BORTZ likes this.
      2. BORTZ
        BORTZ
        I thought it went well with the purple.
        Also, since you took notice, do you know why I use a diamond as my icon?
        Aug 2, 2018
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      3. VinLark
        VinLark
        No I don't, enlighten me!
        Aug 2, 2018
      4. BORTZ
        BORTZ
        My name, Bortz, is a type of industrial strength diamond. Its used to diamond coat sawblades and other cutting tools. ok, trivia over!
        Aug 2, 2018
        Scarlet and VinLark like this.
    14. Madridi
      Madridi
      You should never be tired of being the good guy..
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      3. Madridi
        Madridi
        That’s when character and perseverance comes in. If anything, that counts for something.
        Jul 9, 2018
      4. Madridi
        Madridi
        Also, leave everything, take a step back, and do something completely different. That usually helps dealing with any situation.
        Jul 9, 2018
      5. BORTZ
        BORTZ
        Thanks for the advice. I know you dont know whats going on, but I thank you either way.
        Jul 9, 2018
        Madridi likes this.
    15. B_E_P_I_S_M_A_N
      B_E_P_I_S_M_A_N
      You gotta admit, the MCU Iron Spider design looks pretty cool. Closer to the original suit design, too.
      1. BORTZ likes this.
      2. BORTZ
        BORTZ
        I agree! Than again I like a lot of the Spider-man costumes.
        Jul 9, 2018
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    16. BORTZ
      BORTZ
      If you dab in the game, you dab in real life
      1. Dionicio3
        Dionicio3
        shit
        Jul 6, 2018
      2. Veho
        Veho
        Press "F" to pay respects.
        Jul 6, 2018
    17. Haloman800
      Haloman800
      Glad you are still a mod :^)
      1. BORTZ
        BORTZ
        I aint going no where. GBAtemp is my home.
        Jun 24, 2018
        Haloman800 likes this.
    18. BORTZ
      BORTZ
      I feel like a proud mother hen with all the new mods babies <3
      1. vinstage, Blue_Mew, dj4uk6cjm and 7 others like this.
    19. DeoNaught
      DeoNaught
      It's not easy being good
      1. BORTZ
        BORTZ
        No. No it is not. And sometimes? Its not even worth it.
        Jun 19, 2018
        DeoNaught likes this.
    20. gnmmarechal
      1. BORTZ
        BORTZ
        hellooooo
        Jun 18, 2018
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    Gender:
    Male
    Birthday:
    Oct 6, 1989 (Age: 29)
    Location:
    Pittsburgh
    Occupation:
    Pseudo engineer at Haperman Electronics
    Country:
    United States
    :bortz:Top 5's to get to know me:bortz2:

    Music (artists): Between the Buried and Me, Born of Osiris, The Faceless, Bloodshot Dawn, Dubmood
    Movies: Inception, Scott Pilgrim, Back to the Future, Pineapple Express, How to Train Your Dragon
    Anime: Gundam 00, Space Dandy, Guilty Crown, Cowboy Bebop, Full Metal Alchemist
    Drinks: Pomegranate Punched Rockstar (RIP), Strawberry Creme Rockstar, Blue Amp, Vanilla Coke, Greentea Ginger Ale.
    Video Game Franchises: Dragon Quest, Destiny, Shin Megami Tensei, Super Mario, Final Fantasy
    Consoles: SNES, DS, 3DS, Vita, PS4
    Pet peeve's: Vegans, Kingdom Hearts, Social justice Warriors, hypocrites, PC gamers

    PSN:BortzANATOR
    -tell me who you are if you add me.

    My name, Bortz, means "industrial strength diamond." I am your diamond supervisor now. I am your new god. I am your protector. Remember. p1ngpong was kind. I am kinder.

    I am married to the hottest blonde in the world, and you better believe she's well taken care of.

    I really do care about you guys. I have never found a forum where I felt like I... belong quite like this one. I hope you all feel the same way.
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