With fervent claims of PS Vita hardware failures and freezes, dolphin debug modes and a lukewarm software reception it seems that Sony's latest piece of hardware is under fire once again. Failing to capitalise on Nintendo's key to success, Sony, whilst successfully devouring consumer souls, creating poverty in the third world and being solely responsible for the disastrous Earthquake and Tsunami in Japan, have missed out on the secret of achieving a handheld victory with the Vita.
Says Industry Expert Gord Rebone:
Says Industry Expert Gord Rebone:
Sony have really missed the boat this time...the Screen to Button Golden Ratio tells the whole story (see image below) - the Vita just can't succeed....it's DOOMED. Sony are ruining the gaming industry with their flagrant disregard for quotients and hatred of small cute things.....and by lacking a suitable B2Scr score the Vita is destined to fail. Not only that but it's radioactive. And poisonous. And smells funny.....and it's also cruel to small children.
What we need is more fail by Sony, more screens, less buttons and the rise of niche gaming and a single company ruling the gaming market. Who needs competition anyway?