Analysts Predict PS Vita Industry Wide Failure

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    With fervent claims of PS Vita hardware failures and freezes, dolphin debug modes and a lukewarm software reception it seems that Sony's latest piece of hardware is under fire once again. Failing to capitalise on Nintendo's key to success, Sony, whilst successfully devouring consumer souls, creating poverty in the third world and being solely responsible for the disastrous Earthquake and Tsunami in Japan, have missed out on the secret of achieving a handheld victory with the Vita.

    Says Industry Expert Gord Rebone:

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    Can't argue with science.
     
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    *GASP!* How could have I been so blind? It all comes together now...
     
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    I fixed the title for you.


    Analysts should stop making hypothetical previsions.
    I should change my job and become analysts, I'll be rich by inventing fake selling/failure previsions too.

    Edit:
    Oh, it was EOF :D
    (Well, my statement is still valid!)
     
  6. Veho

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    You can't spell "analyst" without "anal". Unless you're really bad at spelling.
     
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    How dare you call this study inaccurate? Have you not read the explaination? Have you not seen the photographs? Have you not read the signs in the sky?

    If you call this fake, I call you a heathen! A heathen I say! There is *nothing* more important than Screen to Buttons ratio!

    What's the problem with a little anal, hmm? :creep:
     
  8. Veho

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    Does that mean the iPhone is the ultimate gaming device?
     
  9. Foxi4

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    That's not how it works.

    The buttons are supposed to take ideally 50% of space on the entire console, going any lower than 70% screen and 30% buttons is a guaranteed fail.
     
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    Thanks Cyan.

    For the curious i added one too many S's.
     
  11. Veho

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    I'm sorry, but those numbers aren't supported by science. Science only says the ratio should be lower than 7.
     
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    Don't let them blind you! You have to look past the numbers and into the Multiverse! The scientists are right, but for all the wrong reasons!

    They have no idea, no clue... when the ratio goes up to 8... they... they may summon "Him". "He" lives in large screens... and he wants our souls. O.O
     
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    "In his house at R'lyeh, Ken Kutaragi waits dreaming for a ratio greater than 11."
     
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    Anulist.
     
  17. machomuu

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    Analyst has 7 letters.
    This thread has 2 pages.
    7+2=
     
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    This was a report by Cave Johnson
     
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    A bit late to the moon party, aren't you?