"What They Really Meant" Thread

[MelodieOctavia]

The rules are simple. You make a post in this format

What they said:
What they really meant:


Example

What they said: Pfft. Who needs a 3DS XL? My original 3DS is just fine.
What they really meant: I really want a 3DS XL, but I don't have any money for one ;O;

 

[Black-Ice]

The rules are simple. You make a post in this format
Its obvious by the title but i'll spell it out for you simpletons

Assume I'm doing it right?
If not, To hell with all of you

 

[Foxi4]

Vita has no gaems! ;O;
...that I could afford... .__.

Now, PUERTO RICO REPRESENT!

 

[Castiel]

What they said: Vita has no gaems! ;O;
What they meant: ...that I could afford... .__.

Now, PUERTO RICO REPRESENT!

Fixed that for you bud.

 

[Foxi4]

Fixed that for you bud.

What I said: I figured that was self-explainatory, I'm glad that you got the message, thus proving my point...
What I actually meant: I f*cking know, alright? >>;

 

[Castiel]

What I said: I figured that was self-explainatory, I'm glad that you got the message, thus proving my point...
What I actually meant: I f*cking know, alright? >>;

What I said: I was just editing it to follow the rules of the game.
What I actually meant: Follow them rulez dammit!

 

[Gahars]

Adolf Hitler

What he said: The personification of the devil as the symbol of all evil assumes the living shape of the Jew.
What he meant: Exactly that. He was a dick.

 

[ComeTurismO]

What he said to his girlfriend: I..I... Love you!!
What he really meant: No, I actually hate you, but i'm using you for your money

 

[Black-Ice]

What he said to his girlfriend: I..I... Love you!!
What he really meant: No, I actually hate you, but i'm using you for your money

What a douche

 

[Fear Zoa]

What they said: You can be anything you want when you grow up.
What they meant: Good luck getting a job asshole, we want you out of the house by 17.