Things You Think Only You Do

[Costello]

when i was younger i would try to be spiderman by getting spiders and putting them on my veins so they could bite me lmao

great idea: the larger the spider, the more likely you're to become spiderman!

well I can't pretend that I do anything that nobody else in the world does (yeah look around, there's 7 billion people out there)
but here we go anyway:

.) I sometimes type facebook/forum posts, read them twice before hitting 'submit' and then I realize what I said sucks, so I end up not posting
.) when I can't hear what someone just said, most of the times I can't be bothered to ask them to repeat so I just nod and change subject
.) when someone uses a word I don't know when talking to me (on the internetz) I act like I know what it means, and in the meantime I sneakily google it up
.) I like change, so I move house pretty much once a year. Feels good.

.) sometimes at work I can spend an entire day without doing any work. Procrastination. But most days I'm supermotivated and I work extremely efficiently, so that makes up for it.

 

[Paarish]

I have weird eating habits.

I purposely drop my cookies in my milk. Then drink the milk. Then eat the now soggy cookies with a spoon. Tastes so good but looks like weird shit.

When I have hot chocolate, I also have a peanut butter sandwich that I love to dip in the hot chocolate. That tastes awesome as well.

I always eat an even number of biscuits. If there's an odd number, I break the last one in half.

Also PB+Chocolate spread FTFW!

 

[alidsl]

I have weird eating habits.

I purposely drop my cookies in my milk. Then drink then milk. Then eat the now soggy cookies with a spoon. Tastes so good but looks like weird shit.

When I have hot chocolate, I also have a peanut butter sandwich that I love to dip in the hot chocolate. That tastes awesome as well.

I always eat an even number of biscuits. If there's an odd number, I break the last one in half.

Also PB+Chocolate spread FTFW!

You are not alone

 

[EyeZ]

I have something which i always do, no matter what i'm doing and i've done it for as long as i can remember and i can't stop my self from doing it.

I can transfer the alphabet letters to there numerical equivalent in an instant....for example A=1, B=2, C=3, R=18 etc...

So i am always doing mathematics in my head, if i'm sat in the kitchen i read for example, the cereal box then those letters are transferred into numbers in my head and i split them up and try to come to 2 equal sums.

 

[Coto]

Haha some tempers stuff they do are just lovely

 

[Guild McCommunist]

.) I sometimes type facebook/forum posts, read them twice before hitting 'submit' and then I realize what I said sucks, so I end up not posting

I do that. I'll write entire news articles, reviews, whatever, and just not submit them for some reason.

 

[Pleng]

I'm always starting stuff and never

 

[gamefan5]

I have an inexplicable urge to wash my hands every time they become even slightly dirty/oily/sweaty/dusty/sticky. Even after taking a leak. With soap.

This.
Whenever I do my homework or drawings, I have this inexplicable urge of listening to dubstep .

 

[Tsuteto]

-Whenever I'm heating up a cup of hot chocolate or something, I do so for a minute and thirty seven seconds. Yeah, don't know why.
-I'll occasionally come to a cross in paths that lead to the same place (e.g. in a store with the aisle sales things), and I'll be thinking of going one way, but my body is literally pulling me the other way. It's a literal battle in my head as to who will win.

 

[Domination]

I jerk off. Pretty sure no one does that.

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

.) when I can't hear what someone just said, most of the times I can't be bothered to ask them to repeat so I just nod and change subject
.) when someone uses a word I don't know when talking to me (on the internetz) I act like I know what it means, and in the meantime I sneakily google it up

Oh god I do both of these so bad. Except I never change the subject with the first one, I just continue on feigning knowledge.

And the other one I do as well, except sometimes it's not just words but movies or songs or musicians so I can be "hip" and "cool" with the youngins these days.

I also have to shower when I get up, no matter what. I hate the feeling of greasy/dirty hair in the mornings, it just feels...disgusting.

After getting out of the shower, however, I always use two towels so I can get myself as dry as I can. I hate being wet, or at least soaked. It usually goes 1 for drying myself off completely in the bathroom, then I use the other to walk into my room and dry off my hair and anything I might have missed.

Speaking of showers...I'm gonna go take one...

EDIT: Oh! Another one! I hate soft towels, I have to have really rough one's so I can literally scrap the water off me.

And I hate loose hair. I share a bathroom with my sister who leaves strands and strands of her hair all over the shower walls or the floor and it's so disgusting. I won't step in it until every piece is gone out of my site.

 

[BrightNeko]

Whenever I'm browsing the forums and I see something I could make a witty reply to, sometimes I'll hold off as to not derail the thread/get warned for being a dick...again.
Sometimes I do the same with threads, too. I'll begin making one and I'll have a good paragraph or two all ready to go, but then I reread it and I think "This would be shit. Not posting".
Sometimes when I'm talking to friends or people I know I'll make witty comments that most gamers or techies would know, but the person I'm talking to would be oblivious.

All this D;

Anyway mine
I take a knife and run it along the crevasses of my controllers to get the dirt out just so they will be perfectly clean, often afterwards rubbing them down with rubbing alcohol. (applies to hand helds as well)
Much like the controllers I take rubbing alcohol, put a little on a bit of tissue paper, then run it over my face, then between my fingers, and lastly over any scars I might have.
Take my nails or the back of a clock and wedge them between my teeth >> cause it feels strange
Go into a store that organizes everything by alphabet and fix things out of place. Otherwise it bugs me and I can't look for what I entered the store for.
If there is a slug in my cat's food bowl instead of salting it I get a paper towel, pick it up, and set it on a near by leaf away from the cats.
I go to sleep with the disney channel on because the silence of my room is to much with the constant ramblings in my head, and any other station usually brings up something that will make me think more.

An a NSFW one

Spoiler

I sit on a cold baseball bat handle horizontally and push down the part you hit a ball with via my feet. Pulling up on it every now and again for fun, loving the feel of the cold metal on my skin. Alternately I take a knife an scrape it across my legs just for that cold touch. I think no one else does so due to it being so close to the joy area, and the possible damage riding a bat can cause

Just I flat out love the feel of cold metal on my lower half

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

An a NSFW one

Spoiler

I sit on a cold baseball bat handle horizontally and push down the part you hit a ball with via my feet. Pulling up on it every now and again for fun, loving the feel of the cold metal on my skin. Alternately I take a knife an scrape it across my legs just for that cold touch. I think no one else does so due to it being so close to the joy area, and the possible damage riding a bat can cause

Just I flat out love the feel of cold metal on my lower half

I came.

I do the nail thing too.

 

[GeekyGuy]

Please stay on-topic, and try not to annoy the shit out of each other.

Thanks

 

[Deleted member 158512]

.) when someone uses a word I don't know when talking to me (on the internetz) I act like I know what it means, and in the meantime I sneakily google it up

Now I don't personally do that, because I like to see people try to explain their obscure crap for themselves before looking it up myself, but my god do I know a million people that do. And it is SO FREAKING OBVIOUS. I appreciate people acting like they know stuff so that I don't have to feel alienated, but my god...

 

[ThatDudeWithTheFood]

• I hold my breath around people I don't like so I don't inhale any of the air they've "polluted" with their presence. It's something I've been doing since I was in the 1st grade

I hold my breath when I am going up the stairs or an escalator and someone's ass is in my face. Just in case.

Reminds me of this time my friend was pretending to sniff this girls ass while we were going up stairs.
She had a nice ass.

 

[Gahars]

I sit on my computer and browse the internet. I got that down to an art form you guys couldn't believe.

 

[JustChillin1414]

When I get into a car that's been parked out in the hot sun, I roll down all the windows and drive for a minute, then roll them back up and then turn on the A/C. I believe it cools the car down much faster than just turning on the A/C as soon as you enter the car and leaving the windows up the entire time.

I do that except I have the A/C running while all the windows are down, to get the A/C cold for when I roll the windows back up.

I can never sleep without a blanket. If it's hot, I'll stay awake until the room cools a little just so I can sleep underneath my blanket.

I do that too, it feels weird trying to sleep on top of the blankets...

.) I sometimes type facebook/forum posts, read them twice before hitting 'submit' and then I realize what I said sucks, so I end up not posting

I do that all the time... hence 100 posts.

I have an inexplicable urge to wash my hands every time they become even slightly dirty/oily/sweaty/dusty/sticky. Even after taking a leak. With soap.

I wash my hands after a leave a washroom, every time, no matter what I'm doing in there.

 

[Skelletonike]

I always eat something while I'm lifting weights, for some reason it makes it nicer. xP
When my family tries to wake me up to no avail, they just turn on the stove and the smell of food instantly wakes me up.

 

[ThatDudeWithTheFood]