Stupid Questions You've Always Wanted to Ask

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  1. Inunah
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    Who thought of putting bananas in cereal?

    Why are creepypastas creepy if half of them are all the same?

    Why doesn't Nintendo make a virtual console service for the DSi?

    Why doesn't Microsoft/Sony/Nintendo take suggestions about games that should be remade/localized?

    Who thought of the story where the stork brings you to your parents?

    Why am I typing this retardness?
     
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    I want to know this.
     
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    Can I ask a Stupid Question ?????

    Why is it that stupid people ask stupid questions then act all stupid & post stupid replies when they get a stupid answer ????
     
  4. Strider

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    I try to answer [​IMG]

    Curiosity, human nature.
     
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    'Cause they only do it if it'll make them money. It doesn't matter how bad a few people want it, but how bad a bunch of people want it. If five million people will consider buying a game, then Nintendo's way more likely to release it than for 500 people who will go rabid over it.
     
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    Because your mum.
     
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    There's a point, there's the old question of why all your junk goes in the garage while there's a multi-thousand pound vehicle left outside.
     
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    Why does ProtoKun pretend he's a timelord o:?
     
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    Who suggests there's any pretending? [​IMG]
     
  11. KinGamer7

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    This is a question from an absolute genius during a Sociology lesson about a month ago. It may sound like denial, but I can assure you that this wasn't me.

    "Ok, I want you all to draw a self-portrait on your piece of paper."
    "A self-portrait of who?"
     
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    Someone needs to teach him the meaning of "self". [​IMG]
     
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    How do people erect a Crane?

    Can you cry underwater?

    Why didn't Tarzan have a Beard?

    How come Superman could take a full clip to the chest, but a nasty dude throws his gun at him, he dodges out the way?

    Where do you all get you Usernames from?
     
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    The silence that ensued was cringe-worthy. There were facepalms, gawks, disapproving head shakes and a thought-provoking 'how is that even possible..' pose from yours truly.
     
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    Why is it when a door's slightly open it's ajar, but when a jar is slightly open it's not adoor?
     
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    Can water be dry?

    If everything is underwater, is everything really wet?

    Can fire be cold?

    Can ice be hot enough to burn?

    Why does the arrow on the screen move when I move the mouse?

    Why is a computer mouse called a mouse?

    Why is a blackboard green?

    Why do dogs hate cats?

    How do Pokemon fit in tiny balls?

    In video games, why does everything fit in a pocket or a tiny bag?
     
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    My dogs and cats get along just fine, actually. We're one happy yet strange family! [​IMG]
     
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    dry water:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfVPrkIb1Io

    Hot ice: (not in that way you wanted it thought)
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfVPrkIb1Io

    Why is a blackboard green?
    It was black from the beginning, but a research done in the early sixties revealed that green was easier on the eyes of students

    In video games, why does everything fit in a pocket or a tiny bag?
    Because a game is not the same as the real world.

    Why does the arrow on the screen move when I move the mouse?
    It does?