Stupid Questions You've Always Wanted to Ask

[ProtoKun7]

Why is a computer mouse called a mouse?
Because of the resemblance to actual mice; the cord also resembles the tail.

QUOTE(KingdomBlade @ Oct 27 2010, 01:59 PM) In video games, why does everything fit in a pocket or a tiny bag?

Because.

Not all games have that; sometimes there is either a physical limit on what you carry or you move slower or something considering what you have.

 

[craplame]

Why do men have nipples?

How come the world is round?

 

[The Catboy]

Why do men have nipples?

The answer is that as embryos men and women have similar tissues and body parts. If anything the embryo follows a 'female template'. That is why nipples are present in both sexes. It is the effect of the genes, the Y chromosome and the hormone testosterone that brings about the changes and masculinises the embryo. Testosterone promotes the growth of the penis and testicles. Because nipples are there before this process begins the nipples stay!

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How come no one agrees with me on using shock-collars on murders and rapists?

 

[Thoob]

How come the world is round?

Gravity.

 

[omgpwn666]

How come the world is round?

Gravity.

Gravity!? It all makes sense now!

Edit: Who is the first person to take a brand new pill to see if it works, and who is risky enough to do that!? Are they the ones that found out about the death side affect?

Where do people get ideas for food and drinks? Like Milk... Did some sick perv go, "Yummy, cow bewbs!", then found out milk comes from cow utters and is drinkable without getting you killed?

Who was the first sick f*** to cut open a animal and say, "I bet some of these squishy pink things are edible"? Now we have cow tongue, pigs feet, pigs head, liver, and goat milk in our stores!

 

[Jamstruth]

Is it plugged in?
Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Heard a guy in the local computer shop saying he'd been waiting for a chance to say that.

 

[Warrior522]

How come no one agrees with me on using shock-collars on murders and rapists?

At least one person does.

 

[Jasonese]

How come Superman could take a full clip to the chest, but a nasty dude throws his gun at him, he dodges out the way?

Superman has a glass jaw. A bullet is nothing to him, but a fist is almost as bad as kryptonite apparently.

Why don't paper cuts bleed?

 

[mameks]

How come Superman could take a full clip to the chest, but a nasty dude throws his gun at him, he dodges out the way?

Superman has a glass jaw. A bullet is nothing to him, but a fist is almost as bad as kryptonite apparently.

Why don't paper cuts bleed?

Usually they are too shallow to reach capillaries, but they do bleed. But they hurt 'cos they cut the very tips of your nerves, the most sensitive part.

 

[hkz8000]

a question that ive asked a million people but never got a good answer: if its 0 degrees c today and it was twice as cold yesterday, what was the temp yesterday?

 

[injected11]

a question that ive asked a million people but never got a good answer: if its 0 degrees c today and it was twice as cold yesterday, what was the temp yesterday?

136.5 K

 

[narutofan777]

why didn't the ceo of BP take a vacation?

 

[DryYoshi]

a question that ive asked a million people but never got a good answer: if its 0 degrees c today and it was twice as cold yesterday, what was the temp yesterday?

I'm just guessing: Is it 00 ?

 

[CrimzonEyed]

a question that ive asked a million people but never got a good answer: if its 0 degrees c today and it was twice as cold yesterday, what was the temp yesterday?

I'm just guessing: Is it 00 ?

nah simply 0.

0x0=0

 

[Veho]

a question that ive asked a million people but never got a good answer: if its 0 degrees c today and it was twice as cold yesterday, what was the temp yesterday?

I'm just guessing: Is it 00 ?

nah simply 0.

0x0=0

Nope, it's 136.5 K, or -136,5°C.

 

[ProtoKun7]

a question that ive asked a million people but never got a good answer: if its 0 degrees c today and it was twice as cold yesterday, what was the temp yesterday?

I'm just guessing: Is it 00 ?

nah simply 0.

0x0=0

Nope, it's 136.5 K, or -136,5°C.

As injected already mentioned.

 

[monkat]

a question that ive asked a million people but never got a good answer: if its 0 degrees c today and it was twice as cold yesterday, what was the temp yesterday?

I'm just guessing: Is it 00 ?

Yes. And its not 136.5K either.

If that were the case, half of 26 would be -123.5

Its like a professor layton puzzle - it makes no sense to word it that way, but yknow.

 

[CrimzonEyed]

hmm
http://mathforum.org/library/drmath/view/58415.html

Made everything clear for me

 

[ProtoKun7]

a question that ive asked a million people but never got a good answer: if its 0 degrees c today and it was twice as cold yesterday, what was the temp yesterday?

I'm just guessing: Is it 00 ?

Yes. And its not 136.5K either.

If that were the case, half of 26 would be -123.5

Its like a professor layton puzzle - it makes no sense to word it that way, but yknow.

0°C = 273K

Half of 26 is still 13, but you're halving between units.

 

[B-Blue]

Can you cry underwater?

What is the speed of dark?

If I save time, when do I get it back?

Why are there seeds in seedless watermelons?

If I buried my lava lamp, would it become a magma lamp?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?