Stupid Questions You've Always Wanted to Ask

[pitman]

Is it plugged in?
Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Heard a guy in the local computer shop saying he'd been waiting for a chance to say that.

I started working in IT and I waiting for my chance too

But I'm not allowed to answer phone calls yet

 

[CrimzonEyed]

Can you cry underwater?

What is the speed of dark?

If I save time, when do I get it back?

Why are there seeds in seedless watermelons?

If I buried my lava lamp, would it become a magma lamp?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

Darkness is the abscence of light, therefore the speed of darkness is the speed it arrives, therefore the same as the speed of the departure of light. The speed of darkness = the speed of light

why square box? becuase they are easier to make.

lava lampa: no

Time: you can't save time. But you can make something take less time to be able to do something else.

 

[B-Blue]

Darkness is the abscence of light, therefore the speed of darkness is the speed it arrives, therefore the same as the speed of the departure of light. The speed of darkness = the speed of light

what a load of crap

 

[CrimzonEyed]

Darkness is the absence of light. There is no speed of darkness.

I guess you could say that darkness "arrives" when light departs. So the speed that light "leaves" the observed space would be the speed of darkness; meaning the speed of darkness would be the speed of light, about 3.00 × 108 m/s. The same reasoning is behind the statement "there is no 'cold,' only the absence of heat
or
Darkness does not move, it is always present, and light is layed on top of it. (As an analogy, consider a table as being darkness, a tablecloth as being light: when you pull the tablecloth off, the table itself (darkness) doesn't move).
or
Darkness moves at the same speed as light, and it meets the laws of motion in that Darkness is the equal and opposite reaction for the action of the movement of light.

 

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[_Chaz_]

How are babies made?

When a man and a woman love each other very much, the man proposes to the woman and gives her all of his money.
It is then that the woman slides a miniature human out of a hole on her lower abdomen.
That miniature human then goes to a third-world country and buys a baby from the loading docks.

 

[jgblahblahblah]

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[Deleted_171835]

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

Easier to stack when shipping pizza boxes.
Did you know the Japanese make square watermelons? It's easier for them to ship.

 

[DigitalDeviant]

Where do trolls come from?

 

[CrimzonEyed]

Where do trolls come from?
googled and found this:

QUOTETrolls, like myself, come from Delaware. You see, back in the early 1500's, trolls mirgrated from Newfoundland to Delaware, in what historians have termed "The First Westward Movement." Newfoundland's trolls were being dictated by a narcissistic despot leader named Lonn Efo Sterr. Lonn Efo Sterr knew that the troll civilians could only consume gumdrop supplements and mildew for a source of nurishment. Sterr, who was heavily influenced by philosopher Plato, said that "Trolls do not deserve to live, for they shall live under bridges." What has been spread as a false rumor is that "trolls live under bridges" because of this statement, but in actuallity, Sterr was merely speaking metaphorically to say that "Trolls are like door mats, I am about to walk all over them." And that is precisely what Lonn Efo Sterr did in 1523. By using military force, Sterr had his armies confiscate all of the gumdrop trees, and Sterr also outlawed the drinking of mildew--which Sterr claimed it was an act by the government to regulate environmental conservation policies. However, the trolls knew Sterr had done this evil deed in order to supress the trolls. So, in the fall of 1523, Delaware became the migration land for Newfoundland's trolls. In Delaware, the gumdrop trees and mildew was bountiful. There, the trolls could sustain a good harvest for their selective diet, and be able to live. However, the Indian tribesmen killed most of the trolls for their gumdrops (they didn't care about mildew). Thankfully though, some trolls escaped the attack of the Indians. In fact, my ancestor's were some of these trolls. I guess you could call me Newfoundlandish, Delawarian, but really...I am just a troll because everything you just read was a complete fabrication in order to prove to you that I am, indeed, a troll. Hahahahaha!!! Long live the trolls!!!

 

[_Chaz_]

Where do trolls come from?
googled and found this:

QUOTETrolls, like myself, come from Delaware. You see, back in the early 1500's, trolls mirgrated from Newfoundland to Delaware, in what historians have termed "The First Westward Movement." Newfoundland's trolls were being dictated by a narcissistic despot leader named Lonn Efo Sterr. Lonn Efo Sterr knew that the troll civilians could only consume gumdrop supplements and mildew for a source of nurishment. Sterr, who was heavily influenced by philosopher Plato, said that "Trolls do not deserve to live, for they shall live under bridges." What has been spread as a false rumor is that "trolls live under bridges" because of this statement, but in actuallity, Sterr was merely speaking metaphorically to say that "Trolls are like door mats, I am about to walk all over them." And that is precisely what Lonn Efo Sterr did in 1523. By using military force, Sterr had his armies confiscate all of the gumdrop trees, and Sterr also outlawed the drinking of mildew--which Sterr claimed it was an act by the government to regulate environmental conservation policies. However, the trolls knew Sterr had done this evil deed in order to supress the trolls. So, in the fall of 1523, Delaware became the migration land for Newfoundland's trolls. In Delaware, the gumdrop trees and mildew was bountiful. There, the trolls could sustain a good harvest for their selective diet, and be able to live. However, the Indian tribesmen killed most of the trolls for their gumdrops (they didn't care about mildew). Thankfully though, some trolls escaped the attack of the Indians. In fact, my ancestor's were some of these trolls. I guess you could call me Newfoundlandish, Delawarian, but really...I am just a troll because everything you just read was a complete fabrication in order to prove to you that I am, indeed, a troll. Hahahahaha!!! Long live the trolls!!!

 

[DigitalDeviant]

Where do trolls come from?
googled and found this:

QUOTETrolls, like myself, come from Delaware. You see, back in the early 1500's, trolls mirgrated from Newfoundland to Delaware, in what historians have termed "The First Westward Movement." Newfoundland's trolls were being dictated by a narcissistic despot leader named Lonn Efo Sterr. Lonn Efo Sterr knew that the troll civilians could only consume gumdrop supplements and mildew for a source of nurishment. Sterr, who was heavily influenced by philosopher Plato, said that "Trolls do not deserve to live, for they shall live under bridges." What has been spread as a false rumor is that "trolls live under bridges" because of this statement, but in actuallity, Sterr was merely speaking metaphorically to say that "Trolls are like door mats, I am about to walk all over them." And that is precisely what Lonn Efo Sterr did in 1523. By using military force, Sterr had his armies confiscate all of the gumdrop trees, and Sterr also outlawed the drinking of mildew--which Sterr claimed it was an act by the government to regulate environmental conservation policies. However, the trolls knew Sterr had done this evil deed in order to supress the trolls. So, in the fall of 1523, Delaware became the migration land for Newfoundland's trolls. In Delaware, the gumdrop trees and mildew was bountiful. There, the trolls could sustain a good harvest for their selective diet, and be able to live. However, the Indian tribesmen killed most of the trolls for their gumdrops (they didn't care about mildew). Thankfully though, some trolls escaped the attack of the Indians. In fact, my ancestor's were some of these trolls. I guess you could call me Newfoundlandish, Delawarian, but really...I am just a troll because everything you just read was a complete fabrication in order to prove to you that I am, indeed, a troll. Hahahahaha!!! Long live the trolls!!!

My attention span is so small, I really just read the first and last line, who would actually read all this? LOl by the way.

 

[hullo8d]

how is babby formed

how girl get pragnent

 

[Bunie]

Who shot mr burns

 

[CrimzonEyed]

Who shot mr burns

Maggie

 

[DeadLocked]

Can water be dry?
Yes when is spread out to just a single molecule
If everything is underwater, is everything really wet?
I'm not underwater
Can fire be cold?
Yes the blue flame is cold
Can ice be hot enough to burn?
freezeburn
Why does the arrow on the screen move when I move the mouse?
magic
Why is a computer mouse called a mouse?
it is small and has a 'tail' (wire)
Why is a blackboard green?
over here they are all black
Why do dogs hate cats?
jealousy
How do Pokemon fit in tiny balls?
not sure if srs
In video games, why does everything fit in a pocket or a tiny bag?
software =/= laws of physics

Why do men have nipples?
we are all born genderless and grow pen0r/boobs&vagoo later (but have vagina still)
How come the world is round?
gravity pulls in matter, takes the shortest route to the core

How are babies made?

When a man and a woman love each other very much, the man proposes to the woman and gives her all of his money.
It is then that the woman slides a miniature human out of a hole on her lower abdomen.
That miniature human then goes to a third-world country and buys a baby from the loading docks.

So true

Why are girls attracted to homosexuals such as 'Andy Sixx', 'Robert Pattinson' or 'Oli Sykes' (below) They all have stupid expressions on their faces and are very feminine.

Spoiler

 

[mameks]

How are babies made?

QUOTE(Rydian @ Oct 15 2010, 12:30 AM) *snip* the weewee goes into the woowoo just like with us...

 

[rastsan]

Would you like a bag?

Do you mind if I swipe your card for you? (debit credit)

Would you like to watch me? .... Do stuff?

Do you have any pennies in there? cause you gave me 12.75 and I need 3 more cents please?

Do you have an airmiles card?

Would you like to pet my pussie?

Would you like to handle my snake?

Would you please just shut up so I can answer your first question?

Would you listen to me this second time instead of telling me to F-_k off? Cause I just needed 5 cents and if you don't have it then its not a big deal. Just be my witness when I take it out of my own pocket, OKAY?

 

[Totoy_Kamote]

My logic professor asked us:

Spoiler

if love is blind and god is love, then god is blind?

 

[Mesiskope]

Will my sack fit in a Kangaroo's nutsack?