[Rumor] Microsoft invading Poland

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  1. Veho
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    Microsoft is literally Hitler and also Satan and worse than the mafia, but this is a new low, even for them, and it seems they are back to their old tricks. This picture was taken today, by NeoGAF user nintendo4evafanxxxnaruto1725:

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    Microsoft is no stranger to totalitarian fascism, from the DRM on their Xbone to the subtle sympathizing of white power

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    but apparently this time Satanhitler moved a step further (or should I say a step Führer) and towards open, full-on invasion.



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  3. FAST6191

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    Pssh who hasn't invaded Poland?
     
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    Poor Foxi4Sony, he's gonna get persecuted for his religious console beliefs :(
     
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    Pfft, they have a product for those they aren't invading. It's called the 360 ;O;
     
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  10. Foxi4

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    Oh yeah, I just realized... Poland's not on "The List"... we're safe... Veho's post must be false, Microsoft doesn't care about Poland! We're saved! ;O;

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  11. Veho
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    It's a prelude to any good war, console or otherwise.
     
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    France.
     
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    Might want to read up on your French history a bit, granted it may have been Prussia or the Austro-Hungarian Empire at the time (this gets very tricky and that is before we discuss what the natives might have called themselves) but Napoleon did invade and get parts of what is recognised as Poland today.
     
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    France invade and not get invaded.

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    I shall have to look it up but Canada and Poland did do a reasonable bit together during World War 2. Now whether this means Canada sends troops to invade Poland is what I am going to have to look up.