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A chinese opens a restaurant next to a grocerie store
The chinese goes to the grocerie store and ask the owner
''Can i have two packs of cat food please?''
The grocerie store owner answers
''No way, i know peoples like you, you're gonna sell that to your customers''
''No sir, i have 3 cats''
''Really? Show me then''
The chinese shows him his 3 cats and he leaves with his cats food.

The next day, the chinese comes back to the grocerie store and asks dor two packs of dog food. The grocerie store owner says
''No way, i know peoples like you, you're gonna sell that to your customers''
''No sir, i have 2 labrador''
''Really? Shw me then''
The chinese shows him his 2 dogs and leaves with the dog food.

The next day, the chinese comes back to the grocerie store with a bag, he gives it to the owner. The owner look inside, there's something that looks like meatballs. He thinks,
Oh maybe he's a good guy and he brings me his specialty?
He tastes it and he promptly throw it
''What is that? It's disgusting!''
The chinese to answer
''I'd like two pack of toilet paper please''
 
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  • SylverReZ @ SylverReZ:
    That sums it up right.
  • Megadriver94 @ Megadriver94:
    I am not it the loop on this, why take it so personally, though? Its just a video game and a work of fiction, at the end of the day.
  • K3N1 @ K3N1:
    I'm sure the devs don't mind refunding my .torrent for it
  • K3N1 @ K3N1:
    @Megadriver94, because these devs take child hood movies and make them look like shit expecting to profit off it
  • SylverReZ @ SylverReZ:
    @K3N1, That's what happens to every movie franchise.
  • Megadriver94 @ Megadriver94:
    Oh alright then, I can see what you are getting at.
  • Sonic Angel Knight @ Sonic Angel Knight:
    Sunday.... sunday dessert night :ninja:
  • K3N1 @ K3N1:
    With unreal engine their should be no excuse to make any animated figure look like complete shit whent hey have rights to it
  • K3N1 @ K3N1:
    The voice actor sounds like he didn't get casted for a tim Burton movie
  • linuxares @ linuxares:
    but you got to pay for the elvish voices
  • linuxares @ linuxares:
    and emotes... in a singleplayer game...
  • K3N1 @ K3N1:
    Damn the rights to LOTR is like all over the place lol
  • SylverReZ @ SylverReZ:
    Deserved
  • SylverReZ @ SylverReZ:
    At least we can point and laugh to an indie game that is not worth playing.
  • K3N1 @ K3N1:
    Last I read Amazon owns some rights you'd think a billion dollar company could fork more over for a decent game but their last game bricked GPUs so theirs that
    +1
  • linuxares @ linuxares:
    Be an e-commerce. Build a game that destroy the GPUs. Sell new GPUs. PROFITS!
  • K3N1 @ K3N1:
    Don't forget your 4090 we promise the next LOTR MMO will make it work for more than a year
  • K3N1 @ K3N1:
    Yay for user end replacement parts
  • SylverReZ @ SylverReZ:
    If your graphics card doesn't work with your game then don't blame us for shitty game performance.
  • K3N1 @ K3N1:
    At least @AncientBoi can run games released in his childhood
    +2
  • K3N1 @ K3N1:
    Marbles and pick up sticks 10/10
    SylverReZ @ SylverReZ: @K3N1, DOOM