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A chinese opens a restaurant next to a grocerie store
The chinese goes to the grocerie store and ask the owner
''Can i have two packs of cat food please?''
The grocerie store owner answers
''No way, i know peoples like you, you're gonna sell that to your customers''
''No sir, i have 3 cats''
''Really? Show me then''
The chinese shows him his 3 cats and he leaves with his cats food.

The next day, the chinese comes back to the grocerie store and asks dor two packs of dog food. The grocerie store owner says
''No way, i know peoples like you, you're gonna sell that to your customers''
''No sir, i have 2 labrador''
''Really? Shw me then''
The chinese shows him his 2 dogs and leaves with the dog food.

The next day, the chinese comes back to the grocerie store with a bag, he gives it to the owner. The owner look inside, there's something that looks like meatballs. He thinks,
Oh maybe he's a good guy and he brings me his specialty?
He tastes it and he promptly throw it
''What is that? It's disgusting!''
The chinese to answer
''I'd like two pack of toilet paper please''
 
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