Misc Pokemon related jokes

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Here's some pokemon related jokes i've thought of recently while playing pokemon rom haks like dark violet/rocket edition for the last week/s or so.

not sure if they are any good or not, but here goes! :

1) Why did Ash wake up late to prof oak's lab?
- because his pokeball's broke!


2) Misty's Bike broke, why can't she just buy a new one?
- Cause she doesn't have a "Bike Voucher"!


3) Why does Mewoyth speak human language?
- so he can do stand up comedy! hehe!

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4) why does brock love nurses/officer's jenny/joys so much?
- cause he wants the "growlethe/chansey" that they have which he cannot have!

5) why did prof ivy reject brock in Orange islands arc?
- cause his onix wasn't hard enogh! haha.

6) why does gary hate ash so much?
- cause he remesbles Red from the manga, and gary is blue. (well not really?)

7) why doesn't ash have a father?
- just ask cartman's mom!

8) why does ash believe he'll became a pokemon master (catch all the pokemon), every one of them?
- cause he has animsia/brain damage from spiirorw's attack in Ep 1.

9) why does ash get drunk in the power of one movie?
- cause he relased that he 'cannot truly "Catch em all" !!!'

10) why did oak leave pokemon battling for good?
-cause he wanted to hide from giovvani

11) why is jessie/james/meywoth a team rocket tro?
- cause cassidy/butch are a duo!

12) why do may/dawn take on more contests than battles/bages?
-cause they can't win any of them.

13) why doesn't jessie have a/any boyfriend ever?
- cause she is part of team rocket!

14) why does james refuse to marry that girl from ep holy materimony?
-cause he wants jessie instead.

15) do gay pokemon exist?
- maybe? idk
 
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Here's some pokemon related jokes i've thought of recently while playing pokemon rom haks like dark violet/rocket edition for the last week/s or so.

not sure if they are any good or not, but here goes! :

1) Why did Ash wake up late to prof oak's lab?
- because his pokeball's broke!


2) Misty's Bike broke, why can't she just buy a new one?
- Cause she doesn't have a "Bike Voucher"!


3) Why does Mewoyth speak human language?
- so he can do stand up comedy! hehe!

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4) why does brock love nurses/officer's jenny/joys so much?
- cause he wants the "growlethe/chansey" that they have which he cannot have!

5) why did prof ivy reject brock in Orange islands arc?
- cause his onix wasn't hard enogh! haha.

6) why does gary hate ash so much?
- cause he remesbles Red from the manga, and gary is blue. (well not really?)

7) why doesn't ash have a father?
- just ask cartman's mom!

8) why does ash believe he'll became a pokemon master (catch all the pokemon), every one of them?
- cause he has animsia/brain damage from spiirorw's attack in Ep 1.

9) why does ash get drunk in the power of one movie?
- cause he relased that he 'cannot truly "Catch em all" !!!'

10) why did oak leave pokemon battling for good?
-cause he wanted to hide from giovvani

11) why is jessie/james/meywoth a team rocket tro?
- cause cassidy/butch are a duo!

12) why do may/dawn take on more contests than battles/bages?
-cause they can't win any of them.

13) why doesn't jessie have a/any boyfriend ever?
- cause she is part of team rocket!

14) why does james refuse to marry that girl from ep holy materimony?
-cause he wants jessie instead.

15) do gay pokemon exist?
- maybe? idk
When do the actual jokes start because there was fuck all funny in what you posted lol.
 

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When do the actual jokes start because there was fuck all funny in what you posted lol.

well, what i poasted was supoosed to have been joke related, but they werent acutally any good, not thati had expected much from them tho, they're not even jokes, well kinda, but lame, very lame ones. np tho. my expectations for these weren't that high anywys.
 

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