Name something the opposite sex exaggerates

[JuanMena]

*clears throat*

1. I'm not speaking L O U D L Y !!!
2. I don't have enough shoes !!!
3. I need more furniture for my shoes !!!
4. I need more space for my shoes !!!
5. Take a shower, you stink !!!
6. K-Pop isn't tish !!!
7. I've gained a couple pounds
8. Need new clothing
9. Is it too hard to pay me attention?
10. You're so lazy!
11. Just 5 more minutes and I'm done with Make-up
12. See? We're late because you took too much time on the toilet!
13. Ew! Clean the toilet !!!
14. EDIT: When they say they care about one's heart

 

[Julie_Pilgrim]

Women haven’t talked to me in years so I have no idea

 

[AmandaRose]

Men exaggerate about size and time

You know stuff like

Their penis size or

Or they say they will phone you tomorrow (1 Week later still waiting)

They will be there in 5 mins which actually means 4 hours later

They are just going to the pub for 1 drink (yep right)

They say they ain't drunk then 2 seconds later they are sick all over my designer shoes.

And a whole lot more I can't be bothered to meantion

 

[Chary]

“Just five more minutes. I gotta beat this boss!”

 

[Julie_Pilgrim]

“Just five more minutes. I gotta beat this boss!”

You guys don’t do that?

 

[VinsCool]

I don't even know, now that I think about it.

 

[Veho]

“Just five more minutes. I gotta beat this boss!”

 

[Nobody_Important4u]

I didin't interact with a female that isn't my mom, granpa, teacher, or a store clerk in at LEAST 2 years, so i am not the best source but one that i can confirm is:

I AM NOT SCREAMING AT ALL!!!!!!

I also noticed that females tend to be narcistic and treat everyone like garbage more often.

 

[tfocosta]

“Just five more minutes. I gotta beat this boss!”

This is definitely my type of excuse! And my beloved wife knows is it right.

But she's my player 2 for life and understands most of the times. Or that or she gets annoyed at my grumpiness, takes the controller off my hands and beats the f*ckin' boss herself.

*so proud*

 

[DinohScene]

Their penis size

^ this.
Can confirm they do it all the time.

 

[AmandaRose]

*clears throat*

1. I'm not speaking L O U D L Y !!!
2. I don't have enough shoes !!!
3. I need more furniture for my shoes !!!
4. I need more space for my shoes !!!
5. Take a shower, you stink !!!
6. K-Pop isn't tish !!!
7. I've gained a couple pounds
8. Need new clothing
9. Is it too hard to pay me attention?
10. You're so lazy!
11. Just 5 more minutes and I'm done with Make-up
12. See? We're late because you took too much time on the toilet!
13. Ew! Clean the toilet !!!
14. ?

1. Don't do stupid shit then we wouldn't have to talk loudly.

2. You can never have enough shoes.

3. You can never have enough storage

4. See above

5. Men do tend to stink all the time

6. K-pop is shit

7. Never tell a woman she has put in weight

8. See answer 2 and replace shoes with clothes

9. If you are lucky to have a woman you should give all your attention to her

10. Men are lazy

11. I guess that is true

12. Men take ages in the toilet why? It's a mystery

13. Yes please stop pissing all over the toilet seat. We don't want to sit down on a puddle of piss thank you very much

 

[DinohScene]

9. If you are lucky to have a woman you should give all your attention to her

Why would I?

 

[AmandaRose]

Why would I?

You are never too old to try something new

 

[DinohScene]

You are never too old to try something new

I'd rather cut off my penis with a rusty bread knife.

 

[AmandaRose]

I'd rather cut off my penis with a rusty bread knife.

See we have another example of a man exaggerating. This time it's his hatred of women

 

[JuanMena]

13. Yes please stop pissing all over the toilet seat. We don't want to sit down on a puddle of piss thank you very much

Ok, this is an exaggeration.

Over the course of the day, the penis shrinks and grow a lot (by grow I don't mean erections)
This is in order to regulate testicles temperature which must never go above or below 7°C or Sperm will die.

Sometimes, during that shrink/grow cycle, pubic hair gets stuck in the eye of the Penis.
It's too late when you have to pee and realize this!

We don't piss all over the place because we want to. We sometimes piss all over the place because our Penis becomes a faucet with a rubber band prank.

That's an exaggeration and I'm just explaining the situation that causes that.

Either way I admit that I always clean the mess with bleach, soap and water.

This is the cringiest thing I've ever shared, but you guys know it's true!

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I'd rather cut off my penis with a rusty bread knife.

Sounds like material for the next Pain Olympics.


Kids, don't GOOGLE PAIN OLYMPICS please

 

[AtsuNii]

Women can exaggerate things as soon as the opposite sex don't agree with them, sometimes untill the extreme.

 

[DinohScene]

See we have another example of a man exaggerating. This time it's his hatred of women

Bitch please, your fake tits won't convince me.

 

[JuanMena]

Women can exaggerate things as soon as the opposite sex don't agree with them, sometimes untill the extreme.

That's a ..

 

[AmandaRose]

Bitch please, your fake tits won't convince me.

They may be fake but I don't hear anyone else complaining