They may be fake but I don't hear anyone else complaining
Hi fake tits, I'm complaining.
Name something the opposite sex exaggerates
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Hi fake tits, I'm complaining.
I would like to put in a complaintThey may be fake but I don't hear anyone else complaining
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Wait a minute nobody told me it was international bully Amanda day.
Wait a minute nobody told me it was international bully Amanda day.
It isn't.
You wish you were that important~Wait a minute nobody told me it was international bully Amanda day.
Quit it please 
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Hey! That's yet another exaggeration!Wait a minute nobody told me it was international bully Amanda day.
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Congratulations for being the only one who noticed what I deliberately did thereQuit it please
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Hey! That's yet another exaggeration!
Congratulations for being the only one who noticed what I deliberately did there
Very funny Amanda.
Sounds more like my sister than myself.
But why don't you clean it? It may be science rather than will creating the mess but it's still your mess. Clean up after yourself!!
The probability of a man being a pedophile and/or a rapist, definitely.
"We're only getting five things at the grocery store." (We spend a couple hours and a hundred dollars.)
"Your music is too darn loud!" (I have it up halfway.)
"I'll only be in the bathroom for a minute." (My sister proceeds to take half an hour when we were supposed to be gone fifteen minutes ago.)
"Your music is too darn loud!" (I have it up halfway.)
"I'll only be in the bathroom for a minute." (My sister proceeds to take half an hour when we were supposed to be gone fifteen minutes ago.)
Out of the NES? That goes to MM5. Out of the entirety of classic series? MM11
Mega Man 6 is quite good in terms of its level design and RM designs (for the most part). Too bad it controls like shit, forces rush adaptor use all of the goddamn time (which also completely overshadows the purpose of weapons), has some pretty damn awful X and Wily level design at times (and shit fort boss design).
Music slaps though. High-quality chiptune.
Erm...let's see...
1. certainly. She insists she isn't, though, and it's usually followed with a "...but YOU ARE!". Often, there's a "I'M NOT UPSET." in the it's-not-shouting "conversation".
2. mine keeps quota's, at least. Unfortunately, it's at around 3 large boxes (so...about 40-60 pair)
5. I often claim my sense of smell is terrible, but tbh it's always women who seem to be overallergic to smells. Well...natural smells, that is. There ain't no such thing as "that's enough toilet spray". I've learned to use it, because if I don't spray a bit, she'll spray half the can so that I can literally smell it 3 rooms and a corridor away from the toilet
7. eeeerrrmmm...I've learned to distinctively both avoid topics and turn these topics into something else. Even something like "do you want to go for a jog with me? " has become taboo, because she assumes it has something to do with her weight.
8. hmm...well, my girlfriend has 3/4th's of our wardrobe for herself. But she doesn't make a drama out of HER clothing (she just buys what she needs). Unfortunately, she does make drama of what clothes she thinks I should wear.
9. sorry, but this isn't general. More so, I've never had that. Could be I'm more caring, could also say something about you.
10. yes and no. She doesn't consider me lazy (she SAYS), but at the same time, there's this household chore that needs help, there's that, there's that other stuff...
12. & 13. not that example, but I often find myself in such a "damned if you do AND if you don't" trap. "Why are you in such a rush to empty the car", followed within two minutes by "why did you leave our baby out of your sight?" is an example. They don't cancel each other out, of course. Why do that when it can just be the two "errors" pile on top of each other.
Okay, I've got to admit the curiosity got to me: do boys really say this stuff to you? As in...without being asked or inquired?
(we obviously don't do it amongst ourselves, but it seems like an instant turn-off, so I don't get how or why it even comes up in the first place)
Hmm...you're talking about my girlfriend for a lot of these things here...*clears throat*
- I'm not speaking L O U D L Y !!!
- I don't have enough shoes !!!
- I need more furniture for my shoes !!!
- I need more space for my shoes !!!
- Take a shower, you stink !!!
- K-Pop isn't tish !!!
- I've gained a couple pounds
- Need new clothing
- Is it too hard to pay me attention?
- You're so lazy!
- Just 5 more minutes and I'm done with Make-up
- See? We're late because you took too much time on the toilet!
- Ew! Clean the toilet !!!
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1. certainly. She insists she isn't, though, and it's usually followed with a "...but YOU ARE!". Often, there's a "I'M NOT UPSET." in the it's-not-shouting "conversation".
2. mine keeps quota's, at least. Unfortunately, it's at around 3 large boxes (so...about 40-60 pair)
5. I often claim my sense of smell is terrible, but tbh it's always women who seem to be overallergic to smells. Well...natural smells, that is. There ain't no such thing as "that's enough toilet spray". I've learned to use it, because if I don't spray a bit, she'll spray half the can so that I can literally smell it 3 rooms and a corridor away from the toilet
7. eeeerrrmmm...I've learned to distinctively both avoid topics and turn these topics into something else. Even something like "do you want to go for a jog with me?
" has become taboo, because she assumes it has something to do with her weight.8. hmm...well, my girlfriend has 3/4th's of our wardrobe for herself. But she doesn't make a drama out of HER clothing (she just buys what she needs). Unfortunately, she does make drama of what clothes she thinks I should wear.
9. sorry, but this isn't general. More so, I've never had that. Could be I'm more caring, could also say something about you.
10. yes and no. She doesn't consider me lazy (she SAYS), but at the same time, there's this household chore that needs help, there's that, there's that other stuff...
12. & 13. not that example, but I often find myself in such a "damned if you do AND if you don't" trap. "Why are you in such a rush to empty the car", followed within two minutes by "why did you leave our baby out of your sight?" is an example. They don't cancel each other out, of course. Why do that when it can just be the two "errors" pile on top of each other.
Okay, I've got to admit the curiosity got to me: do boys really say this stuff to you? As in...without being asked or inquired?
(we obviously don't do it amongst ourselves, but it seems like an instant turn-off, so I don't get how or why it even comes up in the first place)
Okay... Ran out of time, but I've got some more :
14. Stances on illness. Whenever she is ill, she's on the couch proclaiming she's dying (literally... But of course also sarcastically). She immediately relieves herself of any household tasks and anything that can be outsourced to the butler (me).
When I'm ill, I've learned to feign nothings wrong because not only does she not help at all with anything, even the slightest indication that I'm not 100% is met with verbal hostility. Basically : she considers it proven that all men turn into needing babies the moment they catch anything,whereas women bravely carry on in these circumstances (note : as you can imagine, I don't have the stamina to point out her own situation).
15. Authority over anything baby related
This is mostly a problem because at least in my case, yes, she usually knows what our daughter might need. The problem is that to her it's not 'usual' but 'always'...sorry : make that 'AAAALLLWWWAAAYYYSSSS!!!'
The creepiest example is also my first father - daughter moment. I was about two thirds into her bottle when she indicated she had enough. So I put the bottle aside and put her over my shoulder for a burpee...but my girlfriend wouldn't have it : she NEEDED to drink everything! It was a short argument that ended with 'I know better' (although I haven't seen her struggle against reattachment to the bottle).
End result : daughter and me continued. As I looked into her eyes, we were clearly thinking the same thing: 'I've got enough, but I'll continue drinking as to not upset mama'.
I've got more, but I'd rather avoid cliches or point to something 'just' an ex - girlfriend used to do (I've got multiple instances of the above behavior with (former) girls)
14. Stances on illness. Whenever she is ill, she's on the couch proclaiming she's dying (literally... But of course also sarcastically). She immediately relieves herself of any household tasks and anything that can be outsourced to the butler (me).
When I'm ill, I've learned to feign nothings wrong because not only does she not help at all with anything, even the slightest indication that I'm not 100% is met with verbal hostility. Basically : she considers it proven that all men turn into needing babies the moment they catch anything,whereas women bravely carry on in these circumstances (note : as you can imagine, I don't have the stamina to point out her own situation).
15. Authority over anything baby related
This is mostly a problem because at least in my case, yes, she usually knows what our daughter might need. The problem is that to her it's not 'usual' but 'always'...sorry : make that 'AAAALLLWWWAAAYYYSSSS!!!'
The creepiest example is also my first father - daughter moment. I was about two thirds into her bottle when she indicated she had enough. So I put the bottle aside and put her over my shoulder for a burpee...but my girlfriend wouldn't have it : she NEEDED to drink everything! It was a short argument that ended with 'I know better' (although I haven't seen her struggle against reattachment to the bottle).
End result : daughter and me continued. As I looked into her eyes, we were clearly thinking the same thing: 'I've got enough, but I'll continue drinking as to not upset mama'.
I've got more, but I'd rather avoid cliches or point to something 'just' an ex - girlfriend used to do (I've got multiple instances of the above behavior with (former) girls)
ALL MEN READING THIS CAN AGREE THAT WOMEN EXAGGERATES MAKE-UP... DON'T THEY?
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Ok... not all women...
This girl actually looks way better without it
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Ok... not all women...
This girl actually looks way better without it
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Once again I fell down the martial arts rabbit hole and am plumbing the murky depths of the internet's various martial arts and fighting crafts echo chambers. -
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I like to get up to speed on that every now and then, see what the newest high wisdom everyone is spouting nowadays.
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If you're not actively involved and only get up to speed every few years or so, you can see the tide of public opinion flapping worse than my dong while I'm skipping naked down a hallway.
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Like most forced updates, this one has terrible support and was very poorly received by the userbase.
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FAST6191:
How do you know the giant wasn't on walkabout https://c8.alamy.com/comp/ADKT2C/ce...carving-in-dorset-uk-thought-to-be-ADKT2C.jpg -
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That's what I said, maybe they were just doing a recreation of the Cerne Abbas giant but didn't finish it in time.
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