Metroid High School

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Jan 29, 2008

Metroid High School by Linkiboy at 12:35 AM (2,798 Views / 0 Likes) 34 replies

  1. Linkiboy
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    http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2739850/1/Metroid_High_School

    Words alone cannot describe what is contained within this 'story.'

    The worst part is that I checked other stuff the author has written, and it's all similar in terms of the atrocious grammar/spelling, so I think this is actually serious.

    Wow:

    I think the author has cholera confused with an STD.

    OH WOW:
    jeez guys girls can be friens w/o bein gay
     


  2. Twiffles

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    [​IMG]

    What are they teaching kids in school instead of English? How you knit and sew?
     
  3. raulpica

    Supervisor raulpica With your drill, thrust to the sky!

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    THAT CAN'T BE TRUE!!! U MUST BE LIEING!
     
  4. Linkiboy
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    Girls can shower too guys.
     
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    this is fricken hilarious. i could have written this thing in 1st grade if i knew about sex and stds back then.
    seriously, "an assetion to the team" wtf. at least its extremely funny because of the copious errors and immature dialogue.
     
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    this makes me want to throw up....
     
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    we can?! whoa! BRB
     
  9. Linkiboy
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    btw, a girl wrote this. a girl from the usa.
     
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    wtf man, i'm a [straight] guy, some of my best friends are girls.


    back on topic: some of the weirdest shit i've ever seen.
     
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    Uuuuh. I thought that there wasn't a need to put [sarcasm] before it [​IMG] Obviously, I was joking [​IMG]
     
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    we can?! alrig---- dumb chix...
     
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    I am kinda confused here...

    Now... last time I checked, Ridley was some kinda huge monster thing. like this

    [​IMG]

    now... how can.... you know... I might NOT want to know...
     
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    IT'S TOO BIG!!!!
     
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    Frak! How did you guys find my fan-fiction? [​IMG]
     
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    Pfft, Ridley actually doesn't have any genitalia. It was the lost the first time he was reconstructed, obviously. To become the ultimate fighting machine, any weaknesses had to be removed, so that Samus could no longer launch Super Missiles at his crotch like some of us do [​IMG]

    And I'm guessing that Samus' "friend", Amy, is the author XD
     
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    rofl check out this dude's "review." you've gotta be extremely sarcastic to be writing something 4 paragraphs long. ill give him credit though this review made me laugh as much as the story. [​IMG]
    edit: lol i just noticed his username is Sir Sarcasm III [​IMG]
     
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    My favourite part is how she adds herself into the story the whole time. Every other sentence in the sleepover chapter has 111SAMUSRIDLEY4EVA2006 in it haha
     
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    Ha-ha. You all can make fun of this if you want, but it's clearly a parody. All of the mistakes are deliberate, and brilliantly written. Kudos to the author.
     

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