I'm a virgin

[Noctosphere]

I've just received a gift from moderation (the dino in latex)
He gave me my virginity back (back to 0 warning, YAY )

Now that I'm a virgin again, I have to get rid of it.

AUCTIONS ARE OPEN

Who wants to buy my virginity? How much are you willing to pay? And what do you want to do with my virginity?

Place your bets here



Disclaimer : This thread is just for trolling. I will not throw away my 0 warning away. I just want to see how much you guys are ready to pay for me to do X crappy stuff

 

[CoolMe]

I'm a virgin

Was kinda obvious that Zelda & Nova were your only pussies you ever had, so no need telling us

 

[Noctosphere]

Was kinda obvious that Zelda & Nova were your only pussies you ever had, so no need telling us

wait, how did you know

 

[CoolMe]

wait, how did you know

Bruh

 

[Noctosphere]

Bruh

 

[ModernSithLord]

Was kinda obvious that Zelda & Nova were your only pussies you ever had, so no need telling us

The best one liner I have heard today. Lol.

 

[AncientBoi]

FWD to Noctos

 

[Hayato213]

FWD to Noctos

Someone please take @Noctosphere to the strip club.

 

[SylverReZ]

Noctosphere would sing this song.

 

[Flame]

I got your back.

Spoiler

get your arse ready @Noctosphere

 

[The Catboy]

That's rough, buddy

 

[DinohScene]

Hope you didn't catch a cold.
4 dunks in a cold river to be a born again virgin is no easy feat.