High-larious Joke

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  1. Jhongerkong
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    So theres this turkey selling bananas. Theres a monkey who buys 1 banana each day. One day he bought 3 bananas. The turkey asked "why are you buying so much bananas?" to which the monkey replied "im stocking up."

    The next day, the turkey dies. The people ask how the monkey knew he was gonna die. The monkey said "I hired an assassin."

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  2. rhyguy

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    i dont get it:(
     
  3. Hiratai

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    Me neither.
     
  4. Jhongerkong
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    The monkey purposefully bought lots of bananas cause he knew the turkey was gonna die.
     
  5. rhyguy

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    And thats funny, how?
     
  6. Jhongerkong
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    I guess the jokes better when heard.
     
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    never mind. disregard this thread. I made another one with a funnier joke
     
  9. blueskies

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    I lold.
     
  10. Mewgia

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    I think that this is one of those anti-humor jokes :X
    Like this one that linkiboy told me (i forget the exact wording but it's basically the same thing):

    Why is Hellen Keller a bad driver?

    Because she's a woman
     
  11. zeppo

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    I think this guy needs to try to understand the whole concept of "you had to be there".