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So theres this turkey selling bananas. Theres a monkey who buys 1 banana each day. One day he bought 3 bananas. The turkey asked "why are you buying so much bananas?" to which the monkey replied "im stocking up."

The next day, the turkey dies. The people ask how the monkey knew he was gonna die. The monkey said "I hired an assassin."

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I think that this is one of those anti-humor jokes :X
Like this one that linkiboy told me (i forget the exact wording but it's basically the same thing):

Why is Hellen Keller a bad driver?

Because she's a woman
 

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