GBAtemp's how to get a girlfriend guide

[Tom Bombadildo]

Bi*ch please, if not for playing video games and wasting time infront of a monitor, I'd be a lonely man right now.

Just because you gave your hand a name doesn't mean it's a real person Foxi

 

[Foxi4]

Just because you gave your hand a name doesn't mean it's a real person Foxi

Says the man with a dildo in his butt name.

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

Says the man with a dildo in his butt name.

Hey hey hey, Vulpes put that dildo in my butt name, blame him

 

[Foxi4]

Hey hey hey, Vulpes put that dildo in my butt name, blame him

Vulpes was always a foxy* fellow, I gotta say.




*See definition #4

 

[ComeTurismO]

I MISS VULPES ABNOCTO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[BORTZ]

I MISS VULPES ABNOCTO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This just in, ComeT has ComeOUT of the closet.

 

[JoostinOnline]

Hmm, I usually just call a service...never mind.

I thought the Full Brick spoiler was going to say "She's pregnant".

 

[BORTZ]

Hmm, I usually just call a service...never mind.

I thought the Full Brick spoiler was going to say "She's pregnant".

My guide does not cover what to do if you make poor decisions. I try to steer you clear of them lol

 

[JoostinOnline]

My guide does not cover what to do if you make poor decisions.

Then it will not help me in any way.

 

[BORTZ]

Then it will not help me in any way.

Sorry best i can do
http://answers.yahoo.com/dir/index?link=list&sid=396546051

 

[JoostinOnline]

Sorry best i can do
http://answers.yahoo.com/dir/index?link=list&sid=396546051

No, I wouldn't get a girl pregnant (you generally have to have sex for that). I just have a habit of making poor decisions. Ask anyone in my family.

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

Bortz you never answered my question! D:

 

[Engert]

What a bunch of losers. Clearly none of you here knows that the best way to get a girlfriend is to show her your Bank Account.

 

[Flame]

What a bunch of losers. Clearly none of you here knows that the best way to get a girlfriend is to show her your Bank Account.

and this is why you are still a virgin.

#hater

 

[FAST6191]

What a bunch of losers. Clearly none of you here knows that the best way to get a girlfriend is to show her your Bank Account.

I am sure they did not have my bank account in mind when they said share in the little things.

 

[BORTZ]

Bortz you never answered my question! D:

I cant find it! what was it again? Ill answer!

 

[Flame]

yeah Bortz you never answered my question too!

Bortzy whats the best way to talk to you a girl you added on facebook. by which i mean how would i introduce myself to her, we have a mutual friend. if shes ask why did you add me, what would you say?

 

[BORTZ]

yeah Bortz you never answered my question too!

About a girl you just added on facebook.

Ok so the best think to do is to is write a nice little "hello" or something on her wall. Or something kinda funny "oh Im glad we are "officially" friends" or something. What you want to avoid is being creepy/weird. Dont like all of her shiz, comment on everything she posts, and for godsakes dont "poke" her!

Eventually maybe try chatting her and having a short conversation. Dont go on and on, even if you are lying, tell you have to go after about 5 minutes. Tell her you guys will chat later or another day. Just try to grow and ordinary friendship.

Facebook is a great tool for getting started.
The real stuff happens face to face.

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

I cant find it! what was it again? Ill answer!

Also, I HAVE A FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTION BORTZY. WHAT DO I DO IF I LAUNCH MY ROCKET TOO SOON?

It was a serious question

 

[Engert]

I hear that most of you here are nice guys and you work hard to get a girlfriend and then you stick with her. And nice guys finish last.
Me, i just take out my wallet and get a girlfriend for the weekend without exchanging phone number because i don't want her to call me on Monday "Hey, i miss you, why haven't you called me". Bitch.