GBAtemp's how to get a girlfriend guide

Discussion in 'The Edge of the Forum' started by BORTZ, Jun 7, 2013.

  1. BORTZ
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    BORTZ "Another stunning Van Gogh"

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    CREDIT TO DEVIN FOR THE IDEA

    WIP WIP WIP WIP WIP

    Prepping for CFW

    Finding you SN and Firmware version

    Installing CFW

    Maintaining CFW

    Bugfixes

    Full Brick

    Identifiying and fixing a Semi-Brick

    Reverting to OFW
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    FAQs
     
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  2. emigre

    emigre Has complex motives

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    Bortzy, how can I get my girlfriend to let me fuck her up the arse?
     
  3. kristianity77

    kristianity77 GBATemp old fogey

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    No messing, straight in there with that one i see!

    ...maybe thats the answer??
     
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  4. The Pi

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    I was expecting some sort of joke... but no, just what should be obvious knowledge.

    I am disappointed.
     
  5. emigre

    emigre Has complex motives

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    Just do her dry?
     
  6. kristianity77

    kristianity77 GBATemp old fogey

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    I dunno about that, thats a tad harsh. At least try to hunt down some utterly butterly first!
     
  7. Devin

    Devin "Local Hardware Wizard"

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    Dammit, no credit for the idea Bortz?!

    And where's the part about being a badass silent lap patter?
     
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  8. BORTZ
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    BORTZ "Another stunning Van Gogh"

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    IM GETTING THERE
     
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  9. Gahars

    Gahars Bakayaro Banzai

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    mfw people need companionship

    Warning: Spoilers inside!

    I'll stick with Doritos, Mountain Dew, and My Little Pony, thank you very much. They'll never friendzone me!
     
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  10. BORTZ
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    BORTZ "Another stunning Van Gogh"

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    You would be surprised how many guys here have no idea about any of this stuff.
     
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  11. Fishaman P

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    2 sad things about me:

    1) I immediately clicked on this thread
    2) When I saw it was by BortzANATOR, I still read it.
     
  12. natkoden

    natkoden Not a New Member

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    step 1) stop visiting gbatemp
     
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  13. BORTZ
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    BORTZ "Another stunning Van Gogh"

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    dudewhat
     
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  14. Chary

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    Ahahaha. This made me laugh. It's basic knowledge, yes, but it's basic knowledge that works.
     
  15. raulpica

    raulpica With your drill, thrust to the sky!

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    I love you Bortzy, but this goes into EoF.
     
  16. FAST6191

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    If that is the case, as many have long suspected, that means this entire thread is redundant and might as well be about how to catch faeries.
     
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  17. Gahars

    Gahars Bakayaro Banzai

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    That's the followup - So You're Gay After All: How To Get A Boyfriend.
     
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  18. FAST6191

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    Please -- most of us are too greasy to get a girlfriend so there is no chance any of us could get a boyfriend.
     
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  19. BORTZ
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    BORTZ "Another stunning Van Gogh"

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    Awwww man, i thought this could be a legit thing lol

    Oh well, no use fighting. At least it was you that moved it.
    No love lost.
    Warning: Spoilers inside!
     
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  20. raulpica

    raulpica With your drill, thrust to the sky!

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