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GBAtemp's how to get a girlfriend guide

Discussion in 'The Edge of the Forum' started by BORTZ, Jun 7, 2013.

  1. Gahars

    Gahars Bakayaro Banzai

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    Hence the third part - Loops, Knots, and Nooses: So You've Just Given Up
     
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  2. FAST6191

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    I would have thought we would have taken the other path

    Embracing your asexuality: Fucking hell you now have a lot of free time to get stuff done
     
  3. ComeTurismO

    ComeTurismO CTO

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    What if she wants sex the minute she likes you? Should you fuck her? Having sex the first time the first time you meet someone is scary.
     
  4. FAST6191

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    That is surely covered by the rule your father should have taught you either by words or by example -- do not stick it in the crazy and if you do then expect traumas.
     
  5. Subtle Demise

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    Hey ya'll think you could help me out?
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  6. Flame

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    Bortzy whats the best way to talk to you a girl you added on facebook. by which i mean how would i introduce myself to her, we have a mutual friend. if shes ask why did you add me, what would you say?
     
  7. Foxi4

    Foxi4 On the hunt...

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    You tried Bortz, it's appreciated but this is GBATemp, y'know... ^_^
     
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  8. Tom Bombadildo

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    I forgot
    tl;dr.

    I just use a club.
     
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  9. geoflcl

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    Bad bad bad. Why do people still have this "friendzone" mindset whenever a gal isn't interested in dating em'?

    Sorry, I don't mean to cause any trouble. It's just that the very utterance of the term"friendzone" gets my blood a-boilin'. :'D

    The rest is splendid, though!
     
  10. Tom Bombadildo

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    I forgot
    I'm not quite sure how Bortzy classified the friendzone, cuz tl;dfr, but it isn't just "whenever a gal isn't interested in dating 'em". It's like...when a girl relies on you for emotional support to a point where it simulates a relationship, but without all the benefits of a relationship. Like...having a hack out for a console, but it doesn't actually let you do anything.


    Also, I HAVE A FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTION BORTZY. WHAT DO I DO IF I LAUNCH MY ROCKET TOO SOON? :cry:
     
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  11. DarkRey

    DarkRey still transfoooorming.... with sum lags!

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    Warning: Spoilers inside!
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  12. geoflcl

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    D: But... but...


    Even if a gal DOES confide in you and use you for support, she doesn't have to date you!

    Any way I look at it, the term "friend-zone" just seems to imply an unfounded sense of entitlement. It's like saying "JEEZ, I spent all this time and energy on this girl, and we're totally friends, but she won't date me, so UGH what's the point?"

    Sorry if I sound like a Negative Nancy, once again. I just feel that, regardless of how you feel about someone, they have a right to not be interested! :S

    (Edit: Woah, Geoflcl, take it easy, it's only Edge of the Forum :'D)
     
  13. BORTZ
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    Let me guess, her name is jill?
     
  14. nukeboy95

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    i keep getting error 69 when using your guide
     
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  15. DiabloStorm

    DiabloStorm Anti-Semantic Bastard

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    Instructions not clear enough, got dick stuck in toaster.
     
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  16. DarkRey

    DarkRey still transfoooorming.... with sum lags!

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    call it whatever you want...B-)
     
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  17. Lilith Valentine

    Lilith Valentine GBATemp's Wolf-husky™ definitely not Lilith

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    Yeah, I'm not one for girlfriends.
    Besides I'm too busy being "girl" right now to way too many guys.
     
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  18. nukeboy95

    nukeboy95 Old skool member

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    do i have to go outside cant i just order a Russian bride?
     
  19. Rayder

    Rayder Mostly lurking lately....

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    Put the controller down, go outside. 80% of the problem is solved right there.
     
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  20. Foxi4

    Foxi4 On the hunt...

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    Bi*ch please, if not for playing video games and wasting time infront of a monitor, I'd be a lonely man right now. B-)
     
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