Corrupt a wish!

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but now they steal machomuu's coffee.

I wish the monocles would stop stealing the source of my coffee.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, they are thwarted by the ap on machomuu's coffee

I wish I knew what happend to him...

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but he WILL return. I hope...

I wish he would return sometime soon, though..

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you get cryogenically frozen

I wish to thaw

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, you become...indignation

I wish to light something on fire...

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, you set me on fire

I wish I didn't have to wait for the phone booth to be empty when I'm on fire...

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, now every bathroom in the world is occupied by applejack.

I wish for less exams and more ponies >_

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but now your exams are ponified

I wish I could understand how the educational system works...

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted. It's like the internet, a series of tubes.

I wish to know how magnets work.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you find out from a farmer cuz scientists are always lieing

I wish I knew why I don't respond well to compliments

 

[Hydreigon]

Instead of granting your wish, how about a shower of compliments?

I wish to know why I'm so irritable lately...

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted... umm... peri- *is shot*

I wish I could figure out the pattern apathy is taking...

 

[Hydreigon]

Gra- *gunshot*

I wish to be cut off in the middle of-- *gunshot*

 

[LunaWofl]

G-*is shot*

I-*is shot*

 

[Hydreigon]

*gunshot*

I-- *gunshot*
wish-- *gunshot*

I'm not being shot IN YOUR F-- *is shot*

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted... ... ... ... ... so... no... umm... gun shots?... welp, better drink my own-*is shot*

I wish to travel to the moo-*is shot to the moon*

 

[alphenor]

Granted. but the cow uses you as a stepping stone and you get a harsh landing back to the soil.

I wish I didn't watch the Titanic for the second time (it's dramatic)

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, instead you watch one of the animated titanics

I wish to refine my tastes...

 

[alphenor]

Granted..you had your tongue cut.

I wish I can put that tongue to where it is supposed to be.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, you now use it to lick envelops

I wish for a tophat