Corrupt a wish!

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  1. juicy_mokro
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    juicy_mokro GBAtemp Regular

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    Okay here's an example...

    Poster 1:

    I wish i had a girl
    Poster 2:

    Granted, but your girl had aids
    I wish I had new socks...

    --

    I'll start:

    I wish jennifer lopez was my girl
     


  2. zeckyD

    zeckyD GBAtemp Regular

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    Granted [​IMG] ! but jennfer lopez was a guy [​IMG]


    I wish i had ps3 ...
     
  3. Jax

    Jax Pip Pip Cheerioink!

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    Granted, but it's too heavy for you to take it.

    I wish I had a cookie!
     
  4. DiNo29

    DiNo29 GBAtemp Regular

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    Granted ! But it can only plays Wii games [​IMG]

    Edit : oops too late. Well for the cookie :
    Granted ! But it's raspberry flavored.

    I wish the TF2 update would finally comes out.
     
  5. mercluke

    mercluke ‮҉

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    granted, but it is made by the guy who made elf bowling
    i wish i had some barbaque ribs
     
  6. TrolleyDave

    TrolleyDave Philosolosophising

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    Granted, but the were sourced from a tribe in Papua New Guinea

    I wish I had a guillotine...
     
  7. xcalibur

    xcalibur Gbatemp's Chocolate Bear

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    Granted, but its used on you.

    I wish I could go back to england...
     
  8. Elisa_

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    Granted but on arrival, your relatives pick you back home to Egypt? (I think =])

    I wish I had more money to spend on beauty and cosmetics
     
  9. Westside

    Westside Sogdiana

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    Granted, but they make you look 29 years older.
    I wish I had a wish...
     
  10. mthrnite

    mthrnite So it goes.

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    Granted, but I thought you said "wash", enjoy your hot bath.
    I wish I wasn't allergic to cats.
     
  11. Westside

    Westside Sogdiana

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    Granted, but now you are allergic to everything but cats.
    I wish I had an XBOX 360.... [​IMG]
     
  12. azotyp

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    Granted but rrod on arrival

    I wish I would rule the world.
     
  13. hankchill

    hankchill I Pwn n00bs.

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    Granted, but the world you are to rule is a star as big as your fist.

    I wish I didn't have to work today.
     
  14. juicy_mokro
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    granted, but your fired
    i wish i got money from gbatemp for all my cool topics
     
  15. Chosen_One

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    granted, but you only get gbatemp coins which are worthless

    i wish i had some fresh coffee
     
  16. Destructobot

    Destructobot Crave the Hammer

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    Granted, but it burns your crotch horribly when you spill it while driving.
     
  17. juicy_mokro
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    destroctobot aint aint wishing huh.
    i wish pokemon where real
     
  18. Upperleft

    Upperleft Namcoholic

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    Granted , but they just attacked you

    i wish i kicked ass in Brawl
     
  19. PBC

    PBC What!? I can change this??

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    Granted, but the ass you kicked was your grandma's and she has a stroke because of it

    I wish I had more time to think (but I gotta go on a road trip)
     
  20. moozxy

    moozxy hamboning

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    Granted but the Goatse invades every one of your thoughts.
    I wish it was summer already.