Corrupt a wish!

[LunaWofl]

Prinny

I grant wished paradox

 

[Hydreigon]

Ponies

I paradox wished AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, your power has set me free of the wretched paradox... for that I am grateful... I shall repay this kindness like so:

I wish for a paradox

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, I don't grant your wish.

I wish to grant a wish within a wish.

 

[ScarletCrystals]

Granted, you granted the wish within the wish. Unfortunately, the wish did not come true. Thus the the wish within the ungranted wish is also negated.

I wish to turn the above sentence into a Yugioh dueling sequence.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted... it feels overdrawn and forces part of your soul to die

I wish for food dye

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted. Here's a bottle of invisible ink.

I wish for muffins.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, they are seized by derpy

I wish reap the souls of the living...

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but I take down the great reaper.

I wish I knew why I only have 120000 hearts out of the 1000000+ I earned...

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, tax...

I wish I knew the actual answer

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted. It's because I bet over 410000 hearts (and kept dying )

I wish I could get all of my hearts back... >_

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you lose the ability to use them.

I wish I could play a game frustrating enough to make me wanna break my controller/handheld...

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, try VVVVVV. This game punishes the slightest error with instant death.

I wish I could get through that game with fewer than 800 deaths...

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, the game becomes too easy to be noteworthy...

I wish they would release VVVVV on the Australian e-shop already T_T

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but one of the crew will always be missing...

I wish to get all 20 trinkets... three keep evading me >_

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, you gain countless deaths before obtaining them...

I wish I knew what other ps3 games I should get...

Spoiler

Maybe I'll make a blog

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, you make a blog.

I wish I cbf to make a blog.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but they're as effortless to make as mine look...

I wish I could think of a way to make this one at least mildly entertaining...

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but you flamebait all of your blogs.

I wish my monocles would stop stealing my coffee.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, they steal my tea

I wish the monocles would stop stealing my tea