Corrupt a wish!

[alphenor]

granted...but it will be so big that it would cover you up.

wish that....oh nvrmind.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but its not what you expected

I wish for some muffins

 

[kevan]

Granted

Except that they are Kevlar flavour

 

[LunaWofl]

True

I wish I had a wish to corrupt.

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but it gets granted.

I wish I had a corrupted wish.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but it doesn't get corrupted.

I wish for an incorruptible sentient carrot

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but bananas.

I wish for string.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but it's squared, so you get rope...

I wish for the square root of muffin

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, you get muffin.

I wish for the cube root of muffin.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, you get sugur cube.

I wish I could create something without discarding it for being too simple...

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but everything you create will be simple.

I wish for something simple.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, you have a piece of paper folded into a plane

I wish mine would fly instead of spontaneously com-bust. >_

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but now it crashes into other planes.

I wish my paper airplanes had wings...

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but they make the paper airplane too heavy...

I wish I had wings...

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but they melt when you fly too close to the sun.

I wish to activate the power of flight.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but now you are swarmed with enemies

I wish for endless hordes of enemies~

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, they're all changelings.

I wish for a party cannon.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, you never leave home without it.

I wish to know what happened to the changelings...

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, they scattered everywhere.

I wish for a prediction on what will happen in season 3

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, A derpy episode.

I wish to know what went wrong D=