Corrupt a wish!

[Hydreigon]

Granted, here's a little mushroom cloud to stomp on.

I wish to destroy stuff with my majestic ass~

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you avast celestia's ass

I wish for ytpmv

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, you get lotsa spaghetti

I wish for CHOCOLATE!!!

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, you get chocolate rain...

I wish chip wasn't so annoying in sonic unleashed

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, now sonic is annoying.

I wish for something absolutely smashing.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJ1dYrjuYf4

I wish for something simular...

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but

I wish for BLARRAARARGH

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted


I wish for something more insane...

Edit: oops >_

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39llaRRA1P0

I wish for something even more insane.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted... wait... IMPOSSIBURU!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0sCXBFv2Xk
I wish I could find something more insane...

 

[Hydreigon]

Spoiler: Granted, you find something that is absolutely...

I wish for a nigel thornberry gif.

 

[LunaWofl]

Spoiler: Granted

I wish for something to break the fourth wall...

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but it also ended up breaking the TV

I wish for something smashing~

 

[Lucifer666]

Granted, but I took the meaning of 'smashing' literally. I am 'smashing' your phone to bits.

I wish headphones didn't give me headaches so easily.

Edit: also

Spoiler

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, they now just make your ears bleed...

I wish for something to make my ears bleed...

 

[MelodieOctavia]

Wish Granted. You now have every Blood on the Dance Floor album that will ever be made.

I wish for a bottomless bag of quarters.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you are beaten brutally by said bags...

I wish for bag protection money

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but your bag has a hole in it.

I wish to make space 20% cooler

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, you can now hear the space core in space~

I wish for a very minor case of serious brain damage...

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but you get a very serious case of minor brain damage.

I wish for yay