Corrupt a wish!

[LunaWofl]

Spoiler: Granted

I want to stop being sick so often >_>;

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, you get your own bubble.

I wish for a bubble ._.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, it pops ._.

I wish to do the impossible

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, you become pinkie.

I wish to break the fourth wall...

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, you become as addicted to it as I am...

I wish I could more actively demonstrate my 4th wall breaking abilities...

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but you must remember that they're always watching us...

I wish that they didn't, I get stage fright...

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, you stop getting stage fright...

I wish they would stop laughing at me D:

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, they start throwing lemons at you.

I wish to throw cake back at them.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, they obtain type 2 diabetes...

I wish my head would stop giving me these painful headaches >_>;; silly brain...

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but now I give you headaches

I wish my external hard drive didn't split open just now, I backed up some pretty important stuff (and ponies) on there... D:

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, the external harddrive that split was actually naruto, BELIEVE IT!!!

I wish every harddrive came filled with ponies

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but nothing can be removed from the drive...

I wish for a talking sandwich.

 

[LunaWofl]

Spoiler: Granted

I wish for a chicken...

 

[Hydreigon]

Spoiler: Granted.

I wish for cabbage.

 

[LunaWofl]

Spoiler: Granted, but this stalks you til the day you die

I wish for deadpool

 

[Hydreigon]

Spoiler: Granted

I wish for pie

 

[LunaWofl]

Spoiler: Granted

I wish for a terrible fan fic

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, cupcakes.

I wish to unread it.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, you get amnesia

I wish I knew why I found it amusing

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, because of the horrified reactions by other readers.

I wish my left arm wasn't sore.