Corrupt a wish!

[LunaWofl]

Granted, your right arm is now sore...

I wish I could swing a sword faster...

 

[Lucifer666]

Granted, your right arm is now sore...

I wish I could swing a sword faster...

Granted, but you swing it so fast you can't control it. It goes around in a 360 and you kill yourself. Shame.

I wish I knew how to play the Ukelele.

 

[ShinyLatios]

Granted, but you became Tone-Deaf.

I wish my pants weren't on fire.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, they are now permanently stuck to your forehead

I wish to see the world smile in agony...

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but no one is in agony.

I wish to see life's house burn.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you must invent a combustible lemon first

I wish I had the urge to create a combustible lemon

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but it prints paper.

I wish to make life take back its lemons.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you do so through violence~

I wish for space

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but you wanna go back to earth.

I wish to find the square root of rope.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, you get string

I wish to die from hotdog posioning

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but the hotdogs are lemons

I wish for a lime

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, it shoots lasers

I wish for crux

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, now you know the answer to life, the universe, and everything.

I wish every answer was 42.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, every question is now about muffins... also dolphins...

I wish to thank the humans for all the fish~

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but you still have to mine for fish.

I wish for sardines.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, this guy seizes them from you

I wish for... SARDINES!!!

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but look at all the sardines I give.

I wish for someone to set up us the bomb.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, it was a prinny

I wish for PRINNY RULE NO.1, YOU SHALL ALWAYS INCLUDE THE WORD "DOOD" IN ALL YOUR LINES!!!

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, d00d.

I wish to make this rule an institution in the EoF

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted d00d!!!

I wish for the revival of the prinny squad