Corrupt a wish!

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but wait wut?

I wish for more paradoxes.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but this statement is a lie

I wish for umm... apples...

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but I give you bananas.

I wish for mmmm...bananas.

 

[ScarletCrystals]

Granted, but I give you COORRRNNN~


I wish it would be different this time.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, the difference makes everything worse

I wish I could work with more volatile substances...

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but they're ingredients for my cake ._.

I wish for sediment shaped sediment.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted

I wish I knew what wrong...

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but I think you accidentally a word.

I wish my ass was destructive.

 

[ScarletCrystals]

Granted, but nowhere as destructive as E. Honda's ass (or Mika for that matter)

I wish to understand the physical mechanics of Peach side B in Smash Bros.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, it forces you to stay up at night, sobbing yourself to sleep...

I wish I knew why its so hard to pay attention to anything when you haven't slept in 48 hours

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but you won't pay attention when I try to tell you.

I wish for insomnia.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but I'm the one who starts being afflicted with it.

I wish for something epic

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, it's the epic Beowulf.

I wish for a mock epic.

 

[LunaWofl]

Spoiler: Granted

I wish for a spaghetti western...

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted. Django Kill...

I wish for pink celestia

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, you get molestia

I wish for a pink nightmare moon

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, it's cadence.

I wish for pink luna.

 

[LunaWofl]

Spoiler: Granted

I wish for derpy to pop out of the internet with muffins

 

[Hydreigon]

Spoiler: Granted, but she looks a bit angry.

I wish to be assaulted with cake.

 

[LunaWofl]

Spoiler: Granted, but now

I wish I could find that one annoying pony video where pinkie, vinyl and luna are on the moon...