Corrupt a wish!

[alphenor]

(not really, I'll get bored even if it's not you)

Granted , but you are revived the moment you are buried.

I wish I can use the internet and the laptop when I get home.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but the internet becomes abnormally slow.

I wish to place explosives next to coals.

 

[alphenor]

Granted, but you get perma-coaled.

I wish my boredom ends.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you find a game to be addicted to...

I wish I could look menacing when holding a knife~

 

[alphenor]

granted, but this will be on my least priority list.

I wish I can be successful in life...

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, life gives you combustible lemons.

I wish to watch more anime.

 

[alphenor]

granted, but you need to download them through torrents

I wish my eyes get better.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but they can now see through solid objects.

I wish I knew what to do with my 400GB download limit...

 

[Lucifer666]

Granted, if you know what I mean. *raises eyebrows*

I wish a non-corruptible wish in which someone could draw an elephant in a 200*200 .png and show it to me here. I don't want it to be missing any limbs, I don't want it to be missing any parts, I want it to be completely normal-looking...

 

[koimayeul]

Granted, you wake up filled with your vision and suddenly bummer you was too absorbed and forgot to breath, you die.

I wish for an alien girlfriend with 3 nipples and two vaginas!?

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, she's dead...

I wish for a yo-yo made out of dental floss...

 

[ScarletCrystals]

Granted, it's made out of used dental floss.

I wish to win a nobel prize based on my merits.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but it's a nobel peace prize...

I wish those were harder to get...

 

[DinohScene]

Granted.

You'll never get a prize.

I wish for a world where people would just be super nice to each other ;3
Scratch that I don't want that corrupted );

I wish I had gnomes on my shoulders.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but they violently force everyone to be super nice to each other... against their will...

I wish for something tasty...

 

[DinohScene]

Granted, it will be the most horrible taste ever.

I wished for gnomes on my shoulders );

 

[Lucifer666]

(Assuming you're an Invader Zim fan)
Granted, but there's still a flaw in your security.

I wish Girr was mine.

 

[DinohScene]

Not granted.

GIR is mine ;3

I wish for a hugmate for Lucifer.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, its made out of mushrooms...

I wish for a boat made entirely out of paperclips...

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but it's made out of a single paperclip.

I wish for lots and lots of lemons to burn down some houses.